Who called them testicles and not donuts.
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How do you tell a penis apart from testicles?
There's vas deferens between them.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
A bad testicles joke may evoke great reactions
It can kick people in the groan
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What's another name for a chicken testicle?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why are bull testicles so expensive?
Deer testicles are usually under a buck!
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do you call a snowman without testicles?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Most people think that all testicles are pretty much the same, but
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles
It's driving me nuts.....
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Have you heard about the new craze where guys bedazzle their testicles?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What do you call a Russian with only one testicle?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
The problem with Freudian psychology is that none of his hypotheses are testicle.
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︎ May 17 2020
I like to call my testicles βwonkasβ
Theyβre between a willy and a chocolate factory
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︎ Jan 16 2020
When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies
Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter
It's pretty nuts if you ask me!
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Wife: You got thrown out of hobby lobby for sticking your testicles in the glitter?
Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.
Never Kikkoman in the balls.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
What do you call depressed testicles?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
WHAT DID ONE TESTICLE SAY TO THE OTHER?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
I composed a long song about my testicles.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
My friend with one testicle lost his virginity in a threesome.
That was 2 birds with 1 stone.
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︎ Aug 28 2018
What did the Testicle say to the Urethra ?
There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
how much do deer testicles cost?
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︎ Oct 31 2016
There were a great pair of testicles that inspired amazing songs
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︎ Jul 29 2017
Isn't the tube that carries sperm from the testicle essentially doing pretty much the same job as the testicle itself?
Nope. There's a vas deferens.
(For those who skipped HS Biology - NSFW)
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︎ May 06 2018
My nephew is having his undescended testicle repaired today via surgery my dad says this...
"They are going to go in through the belly button with a pool cue and try to hit the ball back into the pocket" - such a dad joke, but we both died laughing.
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︎ Jul 18 2017
I'll always respect those who donate testicles.
It really does take balls.
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︎ May 13 2015
Have you heard about the 100 lb midget with the 50 lb testicles?
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︎ Feb 18 2017
Do you want to hear a joke about testicles?
Actually never mind, It's scrotally unacceptaball.
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︎ Dec 03 2014
I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
They caught some guy at the crafting store dipping his testicles in glitter...
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︎ Sep 25 2019
People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his testicles in glitter?
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter
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︎ May 20 2019
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter
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︎ Jan 24 2019
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Have you heard about the guy dipping his testicles in glitter?
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Police are on the lookout for a man who is dipping his testicles into glitter at a craft store
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
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