A list of puns related to "Testicular torsion"
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After my workout I went shower and my balls looked normal but I feel slight pain and I thought nothing of it until my stomach felt off and I felt fear thinking that running may cause testicular torsion. Could anybody say anything?
Hello everyone.
This is a throwaway account, I'm posting this out of desperation, in the hopes someone can point me in the right direction.
Around November, while working at home, I noticed my right testicle was sitting horizontally instead of vertically.
I gently nudged it to fix its position, and felt a severe, acute pain on said testicle. The pain quickly subsided and turned into a numb, costant pain. The testicle itself lost all semblance of sensitivity, it was like a dead weight.
I had two different andrologists visit me, one of the two performed an ultrasound to check that everything was fine. None of the two found anything alarming, and straight up told me it couldn't be testicular torsion. One suggested cremaster muscle inflammation, the other a genitofemoral nerve inflammation. They prescribed me some painkillers and to see a physiotherapist. I did, months passed, and nothing was changing.
The pain kept going, and I started feeling muscle tension in my whole right pubic area.
In total desperation after months of pain, I tried to un-twist it manually. The testicle sprung up, and suddenly it became sensitive again. It sits completely abnormally in the sack and feels smaller.
I decided to see a third andrologist, who told me it was probably a sub-torsion of the testicle that I solved myself.
Still, I'm having serious issues in my sex life. Every time I have sex, orgasms don't feel right or I feel no orgasm at all, the testicle itself looks completely unrecognizable.
The muscle tension ended up being some sort of core injury (or Athletic pubalgia), which I'm almost done treating.
The specialists recommend avoiding testicular surgery, but it doesn't feel right still to this day, as if there was either some sort of trauma to the muscle or it still isn't totally untwisted.
They're starting to treat me as a psychology case.
I really don't know what to do. They say they look and feel normal, but I'm dead sure it wasn't like this before. I've done everything: MRI, ultrasound, sperm count, and more. Nothing of note comes up.
Do I just give up and get used to this smaller, weird testicle? What can I do?
Thank you for your time.
Hi
Im 27 years old, I don't smoke nor do I take any medication.
Today I woke up from sleep because of sudden pain in my left testicle( I was sleeping on my stomach). For the rest of the day I been experiencing slight pain that would come and go every 5 or 30 minutes. Sometimes I feel a pulsating pain for about 2 seconds and everything goes back to normal.
I was able to get an erection, walk and do any stuff I usually do.
So what do you guys think it could be?
Male 29 I slipped while doing bath and in my try to stay on my feet the towel i was holding hit both my balls with a lot of force.
Now ot hurts a lot
Both of them
Should i be worried for testicular torsion?
Hi all,
In March 2021 (about two months ago at this point), I felt a very sharp, excruciating pain in my left testicle along with a noticeable, hard rope-like swelling on the left side of the base of the penile shaft, basically right in the crevice where the shaft and scrotum meet. I went to the ER for that, and they basically told me that I had a varicocele and it was likely that I had a torsion event that corrected itself. Flash forward to now and that hard rope-like swelling is still there and has not improved at all. Iβve been to a urologist twice and he is unsure why this isnβt improving. I have a varicocele on the left side but the doctor called it grade 1 and said it likely doesnβt have anything to do with the discomfort or swelling. Iβm not quite sure anymore because within the last few days Iβve been noticing the stereotypical heavy/dull feeling in my testicles (actually really anxiety inducing because I essentially canβt feel the position of my testicles like I generally could before which leaves me constantly scared to death that I will have another torsion). Anybody have anything similar to this/ could direct me on whatβs happening?
lookielurker:
April 16, 2014
7 months after vasectomy
I'm a female, but my husband had one done. I've already had failed tubals, so it was not really a choice for either one of us. If we wanted permanent birth control, it was better for him to do it, and we came it from the point of view that we are both done having kids and don't intend to split up, so it didn't matter which one of us had it done and the docs confirmed that it is less invasive for him to have it done. If he hadn't wanted to do it, and in fact been the one to bring it up, I never would have forced it on him though. However, we have 9 kids in our big ass blended family, so that's enough for us.
However, I feel bad, because since he's had it done, it's been nothing but trouble. Testicular torsion, hydrocele, cysts. I almost wish we had tried another tubal on me, because he has been miserable more often than not since September when he had it done. He says he doesn't regret it, and I have no doubt that he doesn't regret the fact that we can't have more children (after June that is, I got pregnant the night before the vasectomy), but I don't doubt that he regrets not being aware of the potential side effects and the fact that he seems to have gotten all of them.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2365vm/men_of_reddit_who_have_had_a_vasectomywhy_was_it/cgtucfo/
I'm really paranoid. This feeling up to a slight pain/numbness has been creeping up my left nut and abdomen all day since morning, its 11:26 PM now here. All online sites say testicular torsion is sudden, how sudden are we talking?
Hi i'm a 15 year old teen and for the last couple days (4th day now) i've felt a not too bad bit of pain on the right testicle but i only really feel it when i move alot or sit in a weird position, The pain just randomly showed up at night with nothing special happening
I will get it checked out but i just want to know if this could be anything super dangerous like testicular torsion but it says that within 12 hours or something the testicle can only be saved like 10% of the time but like 80+ hours have past and i should be in pretty bad pain it says but it's not really that bad. That's like the only thing i really wanna know from this post
I know my question might be a bit weird and hard to read but it's worth a try before i visit the doctor in a day or two. Thanks for reading.
I was called into the the bishops office and he looked me in the eye and asked if I had problems with porn. And I said no even tho I literally just chucked a quickie the day before. Then he asked about my testicular torsion, and I told him it wasnβt because I masturbated it was because I wore tight jeans to sleep. And he deadass said, βriiiightβ. Like bitch wtf?? I do look at porn but I didnβt twist my balls for masturbating. Idk how tf word got out but now everyone know Iβm the dude who twisted his balls.
Or whatever the equivalent is for women.
I just got surgery yesterday because of testicular torsion, let me know if you have any questions about torsion or the surgery
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