I’m sorry to say that my usual testicle supplier is going bankrupt ( he is testicle-less at the moment) and I can’t get another supply in time. This annual whimsical tradition is such a big part of our town and I feel terrible about letting you all down but what else can I do?
I want to THANK everyone who volunteered to help me this year. You were all so helpful and SO MANY great ideas. (Veggie balls being one.) Don’t worry, I will be looking for another reputable supplier and we will make this happen next Spring, WITHOUT FAIL! To show my appreciation to my lovely volunteers, I will be throwing a BBQ at my house Saturday. I have A LOT of veggie balls already prepped for the veggieatarians. Maybe I can fry them up in some bacon grease or something. Hope to see you then.
there is no video game experience I've ever had that can quite top desperately clambering atop the hijacked cult van you arrived at the farm in to helplessly watch several furious bulls annihilate your hired gun and an unlucky cultist who was in the wrong place at the wrong time while listening to Marvin Gaye's sexual healing all to satisfy some hick town's gonad fetish. honestly if 6 has at least some ridiculous missions in it like that, I'd be plenty happy.
The weather is starting to improve and Spring is just around the corner, meaning ONE thing, TESTICLE FESTIVAL TIME! I am looking for volunteers to help out this year...again. Don’t think I don’t see you ducking behind dumpsters, hiding in bushes and wearing disguises when you see me coming! Everyone loves deep fried testicles and live music but there is usually a dearth of volunteers to get everything set up. So I am begging for some young backs to help set up and haul all the heavy stuff. There is a FREE Testicle plate for all volunteers!
Help out your community and more importantly, your favorite Auntie and lend a helping hand.
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Well. I've been lurking about here for a few years, and thought yous might be interested in a play I've written which opens next week in Bewley's Cafe Theatre as part of the Dublin Fringe Festival.
My Left Nut is the true story of me growing up in Belfast after my father died and the giant swelling which appeared on my testicle when I was a teenager. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, I walked around with it for three years, and by the time I got medical help it was bigger than a can of coke. The play is full of stupid stories about teenage puberty, but also has messages about grief, masculinity and opening up about health issues.
We have our preview on Monday, and then we open on Tuesday and run until sat 23rd.
Its the first time I've I ever written a play, so it's all a bit nerve-wracking. But I think it's a good funny show. Let know if you've any questions!
Like the one shown in FarCry5, where people eat juicy balls from cows
I hope im not the only one to think that this festival was NUTS!!! They went balls to the wall with the activities and you are so drunk when you finally hit the sack!
