The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon,

then owl be a monkey's uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iceman838
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.

I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh

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How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?

The male cow only has one teet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkichline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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So we have alpha males, beta males

why can't we have phi males?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkWarrior703
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuusizaari15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you know male bees die after having sex?

They call it the β€œhoney nut cheerio”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why was the laughing experiment for males only?

Because the scientists needed a test tickle to start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcuraF1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Do fisherman only catch male tunas?

Or do they also catch Ah-she’s?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.

What's good for the goose, I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.

They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do doctors call the procedure to turn a female to male?

Sir-gery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiceNiqqa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?

A dictatorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegregslife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a swimming male ant?

buoyant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shryte16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Being a pubescent male is hard.

Pun intended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roksforbrains
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?

Em-bro-yos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudgeeeee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?

Stagnation

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?

Cinnamon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UhHowAboutN0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why do male ants float in water ?

Because they are boy-ant

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call a male witch?

Mitch

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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How do you say goodbye to your two male kids?

Bison.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...

"They become brain-dad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?

Gender Rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Record_layer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why did the lost disciple enter a male strip club?

It was looking for guy-dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extraposer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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A male dog and a female dog are having a pissing contest, which one will win?

Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W00D-CHUCK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?

Iron.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane-Direct
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What's the easiest way to male a glow worm happy ?

Cut off it's tail, it'll be delighted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the male buffalo said.

"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call a group of horses and male swine that live on a farm nearby?

Your neighbours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TsundereMan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitHODL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I’m starting an all male cover band of an all female country band.

We are... The Chickse Dicks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_guy_guy_one
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call a confident and stylish, male fire ants?

Flamboyant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doorbell28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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How do you know if a dog is male or female?

Stroke its head.

If he wags his tail, it's male.

If she wags her tail, it's female.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pur__0_0__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My son thought males and females were practically the same...

I told him there was a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunayafish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What is a transitioning male's drink of choice?

An Estro-Gin and Tonic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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"Hey honey did you hear they came out with a male birth control cream?"

It's being marketed as Son-block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Male anatomy isn’t the same as female anatomy.

In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Where do large males go to succeed?

Fatmandu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.

I might go take a gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do male genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

They’re bollocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lowlands62
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Raising chickens at home, just asked my Dad "how do I tell if a baby chick is male or female?"

Dad: "look for the pecker"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pillowblood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What do you call a narcoleptic male cow who likes to smash things up?

A bull dozer.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies

Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarialord9013
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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