A list of puns related to "Male"
She's my trans sister
then owl be a monkey's uncle.
I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh
The male cow only has one teet.
why can't we have phi males?
Boeing
They call it the βhoney nut cheerioβ.
Because the scientists needed a test tickle to start.
Or do they also catch Ah-sheβs?
What's good for the goose, I guess.
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
Sir-gery
A dictatorship
buoyant
Pun intended.
Em-bro-yos
Stagnation
Cinnamon.
Because they are boy-ant
Mitch
Bison.
"They become brain-dad!"
Gender Rolls
It was looking for guy-dance.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.
Iron.
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Cut off it's tail, it'll be delighted
"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.
Adorable
Your neighbours.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
We are... The Chickse Dicks!
Flamboyant
Stroke its head.
If he wags his tail, it's male.
If she wags her tail, it's female.
I told him there was a vas deferens.
An Estro-Gin and Tonic
It's being marketed as Son-block.
In fact, thereβs a Vas Deferens.
Fatmandu
I might go take a gander.
Theyβre bollocks.
Dad: "look for the pecker"
A bull dozer.
Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"
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