The hipster version of a dad joke could be called a man pun
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this is the best mega man pun ever TomPreston.deviantart.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathbyChiasmus
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Dad - I want to try and wear my long hair up but I’m little abraid....

Mom - I wouldn’t. Man puns are lame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
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My dad's favourite.

Growing up in Sydney there was a 'Baby Health Centre' across the street. My dad was an older guy so had the typical 'old man pun' sense of humour. Around Christmas one year I was walking by with my dad and he goes 'Hey. Where do baby elves go when they're sick? To the baby ELF centre!' Face palm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kangawhat
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A awesome dad joke pun I used yesterday

So I was talking with a friend and said a really bad pun. After a sigh and a head shake he said "Man puns are terrible" , to which I followed up, puns are not terrible unless you write them down on paper (because the become "tearable")...

Took him a second to get it, but I was proud.

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What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?

A sighborg.

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I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, β€œI don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

I told him, β€œI don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

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A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.

The police is working tirelessly to catch him.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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To boldly go where no man has gone before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
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I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"

He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gambitK9
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon

Neil before me

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A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"

"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."

The man can't believe it.

"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"

Naturally, they're both shocked.

"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."

Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."

They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.

"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"

The man puts down his fruit and responds,

"It's a date!"

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Will glass coffins ever be popular?
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If you give a man named Rick a pat on the back

Then you’re Patrick

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, β€œA beer please, ..."

"... and one for the road."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide, but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_reddit03
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A man went to the doctor’s and told him, β€œI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”

He said, β€œWow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
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A blind man walked into a bar

then a table, and a chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Wok
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A man walks into a zoo.

The only animal is a dog. It’s a shitzu.

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A man goes to a beekeeper and asks for 12 bees. He counts, and sees he has been given 13....

β€œSir, you gave me an extra!” he says. The beekeeper replies β€œOh, that’s a freebie”

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There was a man who read a joke so funny that he died of laughter.

After reading it, the authorities all agreed that it was a killer joke.

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A man walks into the library and asks, "Do you have any books on poor eyesight."

"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.

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Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter

How dairy

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I’m really looking forward to being an old man

I have to. I can’t look back on it.

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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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I saw a man riding a bike up a hill, yet he walked.

Yeti was the name of his dog!

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What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?

A lunar-tic.

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A man was killed on Thanksgiving

There suspected FOWL play

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did the man fall down into the waterhole?

He couldn’t see that well

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My boss just told me that I’m the worst mailman he has ever seen.

Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.

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A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap

The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why can't the blind man see his friends?

He's married.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Who became an old man when they were conceived?

Gary

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

(credit: Groucho Marx)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The man who invented autocorrect has died

Restaurant in piece

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Oh man, German sausages...

They're the Wurst

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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"A happy man is one who has found meaning in life"
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This man has A HEAD.
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You do realise that Vampires aren't real...

Unless you Count Dracula.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A man has been stealing police car tires

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_oneshoe_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why did the old man fall in the well

He couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AngryFIFAPlayer_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well

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A man walked into a bar

It hurt

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