Tarzan Puns

He was known to be a swinger.

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Ah, there it is

Here come the elephants.

Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?

Because Tarzan said "damnit".

So I want to change my Xbox username, but since it costs money, I want to get it right (not that I'm broke, but I think that it's stupid that it charges you). My name is Clayton, so I think a Clayton-Related pun for the username would be cool.

Examples: ClaytonicBond, ClaytonianRhapsody, etc.

However, other creative usernames are also appreciated.

Dad: Hey, why did the elephant paint his balls red?

Me: Umm.. I don't know, why?

Dad: To hide in a cherry tree!

Me: ...

Dad: Okay.. how did Tarzan get killed?

Me: sigh I don't know Dad, how?

Dad: Picking cherries!

Facepalms all around by everyone in earshot, and Dad would know that he had done well.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

Here come the elephants.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?

Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the giraffes coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?

Those damn elephants aren't gonna fool me this time...