A list of puns related to "Sherlock Holmes"
Sherlock Holmes walks into a bar and orders an IPA. "I've earned this, I just finished my tax return," he tells the bartender. "Luckily I'm getting tons of cash back, thanks to all my brilliant deductions."
He's a master of deduction
He knows Watson.
The game is a foot!
He was a master of the duck shun.
In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
The no-shit Sherlock!
No shit, Sherlock
He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
Holmes: "Is that comforter on your bed?" Watson: "No, sheet, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that a long note on your desk?" Watson: "No, chit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that your residence?" Watson: "No, shed, Sherlock"
He wanted a good case idea
They give him good case ideas.
John, Watson your mind?
Sherlock said, "I have a daughter" Watson?
Watson asks where he got them.
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
He cracked the case.
OB-servant
Sherlock says: We need to get off of this island!
Watson says: No ship, Sherlock!
And I said, βIsnβt that a bit on the nose?β
"Elementary" dear Watson "Elementary"
He'd be a motherfucking PI MP
Taking the two's out of decks of cards.
Because it was more ER tea.
I'll get to the bottom of this!
Because he was looking for a good case idea.
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson. A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree.
Sherlock Holmes is inspecting a bed. He says to Watson "this bed is missing something". Watson replies "no sheet sherlock".
Doctor: No shit Sherlock?
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