Did you ever wonder why Peter Pan is always flying?
It’s because he can never never land
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can neverland.
How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?
Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?
Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.
Peter Pan Puns
I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.
Why are the Lost Boys so poor?
It's because they can Never Land a job.
How did Peter Pan get so fat?
He keeps eating out at Wendy's.
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?
Because his jokes Neverland :D
Why does Peter Pan fly? Because he Neverlands.
I love this joke. It never grows old.
What's Peter pan's favorite restaurant?
If Peter Pan had a plane at home, it would always be in the air.
Because it would Neverland.
Remember that 🐊 from Disney’s Peter Pan?
He was quite the ticking croc; so much so that they should have called him a clockodile.
Why did Peter Pan tune the guitar?
Why can't Peter Pan defeat Captain Hook?
Because his punches Neverland.
Why Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he can never, never land
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Why did Peter Pan fail as a comedian?
Because his jokes neverland.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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Because he neverlands.
I love this Joke because it never gets old
Why are Peter Pan jokes always funny?
Because they never get old.
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Why does Peter Pan keep flying?
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Because he Neverlands....
And this joke never grows old.
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Where is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat?
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