A pirate walks in a bar with a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eyepatch

The bar tender says β€œwow how’d you get that peg leg?” The pirate says one day I was out sailing and a shark jumped aboard and tore it clean off” next the bartender asks β€œand the hook? How’d you get that?” The pirate responds β€œwell we were out whaling and one leapt out of the water and bit my hand clean off” the bartender then asks, β€œok so what about the eyepatch??” The pirate responds β€œI was out walking on the deck of my ship when I looked up and a seagull shit right in my eye” the bartender is a bit confused and says β€œthat made you lose your eye?” β€œNo” says the pirate β€œit was my first day with the hook!”

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Where do pirates get their hooks?

The second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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where did captain hook get his hook?

at a secondhand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenman2359
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What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?

TikTok

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Why did the 3 want to hook up with the other 3?

Because of the six appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMario1313
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Hook is mad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
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Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.

But it was only a buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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Why do so many people hook up drunk?

Beauty must really be in the eye of the beerholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
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My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...

He's really into podcasting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?

Single-handedly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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Years ago, I auditioned for a part in the movie Hook.

It didn’t Pan out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullUnicorn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherramon
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When Captain Hook was running away from the ticking alligator..

It must have been very time consuming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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The first thing I’ll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is

β€œYou ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wu-Chinese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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The metal hooks tied to my rope broke.

I'm having a hard time grappling with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evrant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What is Captain Hook's favourite store?

The second hand shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
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A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him

It's the thot that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_samdwich_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why was Captain Hook such a bad swordsman?

He lost all his first hand experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag. Trainer walks up and says "what gives?"

Boxer says "I'm exercising my rights"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeverShan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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Makes me sad that Captain Hook never made it to Admiral

Guess it didn’t Pan out

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Trying to hook up on tinder, but you are 5'4?

Just act like you belong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcpurp
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

He got it at a second hand store...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook...

at a second hand store.

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Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second hand shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

The second-hand store

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Where does captain hook like to shop?

The second-hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

>!The second hand store.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unclebigfoote
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks ?

At the second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuck-o-Dear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Where did captain hook buy his hook

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nihilman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At a second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From the second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarris5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Captain Hook probably bought his hook from a second hand store
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Where did Captian Hook buy his hook?

A second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizz1995
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From the second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolRedman1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

From a second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Po-Ta-Toe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Where does captain hook go for replacements....

The second hand shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northwestern253
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

At a second-hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Captain Hook was into sustainability,

that’s why he bought his hook from a second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Where did the pirate get his hook?

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF_IDontCare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Where did the pirate buy his hook?

At a second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireseeker4him
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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How did the pirate buy a hook so cheap?

He bought it second hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harvey_Combe2217
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

A second-hand store

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