A pirate walks in a bar with a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eyepatch
The bar tender says “wow how’d you get that peg leg?” The pirate says one day I was out sailing and a shark jumped aboard and tore it clean off” next the bartender asks “and the hook? How’d you get that?” The pirate responds “well we were out whaling and one leapt out of the water and bit my hand clean off” the bartender then asks, “ok so what about the eyepatch??” The pirate responds “I was out walking on the deck of my ship when I looked up and a seagull shit right in my eye” the bartender is a bit confused and says “that made you lose your eye?” “No” says the pirate “it was my first day with the hook!”
Where do pirates get their hooks?
where did captain hook get his hook?
What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?
Why did the 3 want to hook up with the other 3?
Because of the six appeal.
Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.
But it was only a buck an ear.
Why do so many people hook up drunk?
Beauty must really be in the eye of the beerholder
My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...
He's really into podcasting!
My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.
One might say he is a master baiter.
How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?
Years ago, I auditioned for a part in the movie Hook.
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
When Captain Hook was running away from the ticking alligator..
It must have been very time consuming!
The first thing I’ll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is
“You ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”
The metal hooks tied to my rope broke.
I'm having a hard time grappling with this.
What is Captain Hook's favourite store?
A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him
It's the thot that counts
Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
Why was Captain Hook such a bad swordsman?
He lost all his first hand experience.
A boxer was throwing nothing but right hooks at a punching bag. Trainer walks up and says "what gives?"
Boxer says "I'm exercising my rights"
Makes me sad that Captain Hook never made it to Admiral
Trying to hook up on tinder, but you are 5'4?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
He got it at a second hand store...
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook...
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
Where does captain hook like to shop?
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
>!The second hand store.!<
Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks ?
Where did captain hook buy his hook
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From the second hand store.
Captain Hook probably bought his hook from a second hand store
Where did Captian Hook buy his hook?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From the second hand store
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
Where does captain hook go for replacements....
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
Captain Hook was into sustainability,
that’s why he bought his hook from a second hand store.
Where did the pirate get his hook?
Where did the pirate buy his hook?
How did the pirate buy a hook so cheap?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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