47 Hilarious Rip Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/oeco123

📅︎ Apr 10 2021

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RIP

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👤︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir

📅︎ Jan 19 2021

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Big rip-off

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👤︎ u/lazystudent99999

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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RIP

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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick

📅︎ Apr 09 2020

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Rip 😢

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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211

📅︎ Jul 11 2020

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Rip

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👤︎ u/Aliciab12

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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RIP Kev

This old bloke I know just passed away. He was well known in the community for his wood turning - bowls, furniture - you name it, he did it. So for the funeral, they decided to bury his prized lathe right there next to him.

It's a nice gesture - but I know he'd be turning in his grave if he knew.

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👤︎ u/CpnCodpiece

📅︎ Feb 08 2021

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What do you call a shirt that rips easily?

Tear-able

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👤︎ u/NotThePersonWhoAsked

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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James Randi, RIP

Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.

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👤︎ u/dkrainman

📅︎ Oct 23 2020

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When are rip tides dangerous?

Current-ly

You're welcome, I'll be here all week!

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👤︎ u/Spicoli0525

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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Cars rip by at 200mph, so how fast do you have to be a NASCAR cameraman?

Reel quick

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👤︎ u/Environmental-Can-15

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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Rip

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👤︎ u/GenuinelyObama

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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rip

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👤︎ u/ultra_meme101

📅︎ Dec 09 2018

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My friend is inventing breakthrough upholstery fabric that can self-mend rips and tears. When I asked how he's progressing, he replied....

Sofa sew good.

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👤︎ u/writenroll

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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Regardless of price, Velcro is always a rip off

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👤︎ u/geve4now

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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Himalayan tombstones don't say RIP.

They say Everest

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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Don’t talk to me while I’m trying to sew this small rip.

I needle little space.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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Rip

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👤︎ u/Supercat_22

📅︎ Jul 21 2018

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Velcro is a rip-off.

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👤︎ u/presh666

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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🎶 Wheen it rips out your eye, and you bleed ‘till you die

that’s a Moray !

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👤︎ u/MartinBirk

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip-off.

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👤︎ u/gdrhvddfh

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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RIP

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👤︎ u/Kourai04

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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I felt a small rip in my favorite pair of pants today

But I can’t seam to find out where.

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👤︎ u/A98HondaCivic

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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Rip tree

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👤︎ u/VerzinWatSaais

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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I prefer shoe-laces because Velcro is a rip-off.

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👤︎ u/Sam_K1102

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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Rip everyone

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👤︎ u/yens__

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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Rip Taylor

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👤︎ u/cheezburgapocalypse

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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Rip

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👤︎ u/daniel_jc03

📅︎ Apr 10 2019

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RIP garment. You will be missed.

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👤︎ u/jmyr90

📅︎ Aug 03 2019

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Rip

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👤︎ u/jsparker89

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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What a rip-off!

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ May 01 2019

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RIP

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👤︎ u/Hobo_KK

📅︎ Oct 10 2019

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I felt a little sad for my lucky sock when I looked down and saw another rip, this one baring my entire ankle.

I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.

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👤︎ u/Nightreach1

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP

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👤︎ u/parth19942

📅︎ Jul 17 2018

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RIP boiled water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/mr_smelit

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/fLuid-

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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RIP Boiled water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/rocky_moose

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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RIP boiled water....

....you will be mist

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👤︎ u/cryolithicdd

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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RIP boiled water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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RIP boiled water...

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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When are rip tides a problem?

Current-ly

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👤︎ u/Schlager25

📅︎ Oct 21 2020

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RIP boiled water

You will be mist

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👤︎ u/platypus721

📅︎ Nov 24 2019

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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/jackenos13

📅︎ May 29 2019

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RIP boiled water

You'll be mist

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👤︎ u/coconutandpotato

📅︎ Nov 29 2019

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Velcro is a rip off

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👤︎ u/eberg1015

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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RIP evaporated water.

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/JJ24iscool

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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RIP boiling water...

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/alfrodobaggins

📅︎ May 31 2019

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