Ripped Pants Puns

It was pretty em-bare-ass-ing.

Edit: May or may not be based on real events.

The view was not worth the trip.

Since they became holy and all.

She was not pleased to see me grinning and pointing at myself.

He begins to talk with the tailor, and it comes up that he's a Classics professor, that he has been teaching for a number of years, that he focuses primarily on the Greeks and their literature.

After a nice, long talk, the classics professor shows the pants to the tailor. The tailor asks: "Euripides?" The professor replies: "Yes. Eumenides?"

But I can’t seam to find out where.

Like a tight pair of pants. Ready to rip.

Probably more of a quirky comeback rather than a dad joke, but I hope you all appreciate it.

I come home from work in my work pants which are slightly ripped at the knees and roughed up at the heels.

"You go to church with those pants?"

1 second pause

"because they're awfully holey" Hysterical laughter till he starts coughing

I was at my in laws this weekend, and for mother's day my MIL wanted us to go to church with her. I'm not religious, but fine, whatever you want. The problem is that neither my wife or I brought "church clothes," with us for the visit. It was unexpected.

So we're sitting in the church and my wife is talking to her dad.

"Dad, I'm just happy I have a pair of jeans that aren't all ripped up! I didn't plan on this at all!"

"Oh, hunny, don't worry. Any pair of pants would have been holy once you walked in."

Massive grin. Then back to serious, because Jesus, I guess.

Someone would walk into class with "pre-ripped" jeans on.

Teacher: Oh hey, wearing your golf pants today?

Student: What? What do you mean?

Teacher: Your golf pants! They got 18 holes!

Folding the kids clothes and the sons pants have a rip in them, wife throws them towards the trash can. I give her a confused look.

Her: They have a huge hole in them

Me: Well yeah, how else would he put them on.