As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said...

"You know, one would have been enough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
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I asked my girlfriend if I could make her mine. "Yes! Oh, yes!" she shouted, eyes filling with tears. "Great!" I said.

"Now take this pick and go find me some gold!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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If the winner of a competition cries happy tears, what does the runner up cry?

Second tears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, β€œIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

I replied, β€œI'm on the toilet, please advise…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"

The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears...

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csgo_Kriptonas
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I got tear free soap in my eye

It hurts like heck but at least I’m not crying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firebird_Frenzy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My friend is inventing breakthrough upholstery fabric that can self-mend rips and tears. When I asked how he's progressing, he replied....

Sofa sew good.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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When my kids found that the fall term would be completely online, the result was instant drama and tears.

But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Protestant hits tear gas back
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohansadumbutt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.

He said, "No hablo Ingles."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrawHatHS
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What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?

Keanu Sleeves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delicious_Albino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I only got eleven of them, tear wisely
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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What do you do when you accidentally tear Lord Elrond’s woven cloak?

Hugo Weaving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucioboops3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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If an athlete tears their ACL,

They’ll probably kneed surgery.

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My father was a tough man who said little & kept his feelings private, but our last moments together were the warmest I've felt--him wiping away my tears, saying he was sorry to goβ€”

giving me a thumbs up as I lowered him into a pit of molten steel.

No sorry that was the end of T2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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My town finally decided to tear down the dilapidated replica of a pirate ship...

It was an aye-sore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. /r/Weekness/comments/erz6…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My brother visited the cemetery today to see our mom. He walked up to her grave stone, closed his eyes and with a tear running down his cheek, said

Look who’s grounded now, mom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sioswing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My kid came home in tears after one too many True/False tests...

something needs to be done about boolean in schools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Tears

I realized my tears are made of oils as well as water

Being someone who cries a lot

I guess that makes me

Emulsional

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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

β€œYou know, one would have been enough.”

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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

β€œYou know, one would have been enough.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he broke down into tears.

He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said

Y'know, one would have been enough.

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:

"you know, one would have been enough"

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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

β€œYou know, one would have been enough.”

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Today my son asked β€œCan I have a book mark?” And I burst into tears. 15 years and he still doesn’t know my names Brian.

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said

"You know, one would have been enough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustMy2Coppers
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Today, my son asked "Can i have a book mark?" And i burst into tears

11 years old and he still doesnt know my name is Brian

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Today my son asked "can i have a book mark?" I burst into tears.

He is 11 years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a bookmark?" and I burst into tears.

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian

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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:

You know, one would have been enough.

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

β€œYou know, one would have been enough.”

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Today my son asked "Can I have a book mark" and I burst into tears

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Today, my son asked "can I have a book mark?" And I burst into tears.

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

β€œYou know, one would have been enough.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoKyle15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mora_kylkee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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