Rock Star Adam Ant might go on tour again but he ran into a few snags...

He remains adamant though.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. "Wow", I thought to myself..

Pelikinesis is a real thing.

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Next time your wife is angry, give her a towel as cape.

Then say : now you are super angry! She might laugh.. you might die.

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👤︎ u/bartl74
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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My two year old snagged my father in law with this one

My father in law passed by the kitchen and said, "Remind me to bring the cooler."

My two year old followed him out of the room and grabbed him yelling, "Daddy Ken! Remember your cooler! "

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👤︎ u/tanman1975
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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I hope this counts.. first time posting.

Wife has been propositioning having a kid and I tapped into the dadness within.

Wife: I want a kid!

Me: you're in luck I happen to be at walmart

Wife: wut?

Me: well there is a very realistic toy that will cost me about 30 bucks... but there's a kid playing with it and I could snag her for about 20 years.

Wife: ugh...

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