What did the drum stick say to the snare drum?
When you gonna let me beat
Two snares and a hi-hat walk into a bar
ba-dum chshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Two snares and a cymbal fell off a cliff...
Ba dum tss
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna One....Anna Two
Rock pun
How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.
What's the best Christmas present money can buy?
A broken drum.
You just can't beat it.
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
He got snared.
How do you catch a drummer?
You put out a snare!
An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
“Son, please don’t start playing the drums again!”
“If you do, there will be repercussions.”
I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,
tsss!
Music-Dad's favorite...
Two Snare Drums and a Cymbal fall down a well.....
Buh-Dum-Ching
