I was walking past the river today and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. Then, he asked if I liked his net. When he continued on and asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught, I finally lost it and shouted...
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
A net loss to the community...
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Do you know how to make a net?
You just sew a bunch of holes together.
What kind of net catches metal?
My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock, a net, and two rackets!
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
I met my wife on the net
We were both bad trapeze artists
Son tied a fist toy to my fishing net
I dont get the punchline but he's smiling
He knew he'd be pun-ished for his choice. http://explosm.net/comics/3853/
What has 4 eyes, 4 legs, 3 beaks and a net?
Four pirates looking for a lost parrot
Me and my dad went fishing and didn’t lose any gear. However we found a free net.
I guess you could say it was a net gain
Based on a true story
If you ever wonder, "what's my net worth?"
I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.
An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
A trapeze artist was performing without a net...
'cuz Annette had called in sick that day.
What is the definition of ‘a net’?
Holes tied together with string.
I'm exhausted after running around collecting the first 25 letters of the alphabet in a net...
A fisherman brought in a catch of fish so large it broke his net.
He made a good bit from selling the fish, but unfortunately it was a net loss.
figured I'd christen my first graphics tablet with a pun for the net
A fishing boat recently capsized when the fish on one side of the net all swam down. Insurance refused to pay out.
They argued it was an act of cod.
All this talk of net neutrality has me worried...
How am I supposed to catch fish now?
Can't believe we lost net neutrality
I heard that Ben bishop isn’t so good in the net
I guess he can only move diagonally
(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)
In science class we were trying to put up a badminton net and no one seemed to understand how. It’s not like it’s rocket science
Trapeze artists who plan to remove their safety net...
have intense intents in tents.
Atoms/molecules with a net electric charge?
Ion know about that chief.
My Dad: Calm down about this net neutrality thing . . .
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Why are net sports the holiest of the sports?
Because each point starts with a service.
I'm new here so I dunno how this net works.
Fell in love with the wireless at my house. It's like the Wifi never had
Do you know why they stopped using the old-style tuna nets?
It defeats the porpoise.
http://i.imgur.com/bw1fYaO.jpg
(I'm a dad.)
Talking to my dad about ALOHA-NET
I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.
When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.
Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:
"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?
My coworker to the .net department
A colleague from the .net department came into our department (java) and said, i must have forgotten my coffee here, he picked it up and on his way back to his department a colleague told him that he accidentally took his fish with him
Girlfriend's dad after Costa blocked a shot on net in today's Portugal v USA football match
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
That‘s a really expensive net!
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