Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?

It's called FezBook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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If it existed, what kind of social networking site would Jesus use?

Faithbook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshifi3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?

Unlimited Data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What cellphone network did Quagmire have?

The 5 giggity network

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchwiftedMetal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What's Thanos' favourite social network?

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameSpaghette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomacanthus_asfur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What's a psychic's favorite TV network?

ESPN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?

I’d Pick Nick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens

But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.

It’ll be on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I just heard on the news that a spinning pointy object was discovered downtown...

Apparently that's their top story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncorruptedQuiver
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.

I did it to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores

Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre

Thespian Network

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PacMook_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Fishing used to be a solo pursuit...

These days it involves a lot of networking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call a network at pormhub?

Nutwork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SPYDHOOM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Had to laugh when I saw this cleverly named WiFi network
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Did you hear? Since COVID-19 has everyone is stuck at home, and sports networks need content, they've decided to televise competitive bathroom sports.

It'll be on the channel E. S. Peein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Dad : What have achieved with all this network?

Me : No net work.

(the joke is on me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtsuKotsu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Which social network has the most avid readers in the world?

Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...

And that's a huge ass connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumikue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call a local network in Australia?

The LAN down under.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainjbao
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.

But I just couldn't get the message across.

Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Offilious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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What is the favourite TV network of angry boomers?

BoomerAng.

(Audience yells Ok, boomer)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gualdrapo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why do people hate reposts on this social network?

Because they’ve already reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexPascu007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.

I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalibabka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?

It's a web-cite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.

It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I'm going to help set up a new network tonight at work.

Tonight we're gonna' party like it's VLAN 99.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Beating somebody with a switch is a lot worse if you’re a network admin.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gahdow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Two WiFi networks got married

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatDarnJester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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The Battle Network doing this now huh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearDrifting
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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What's network engineer's favourite movie??

IP man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?

The Ether-Bunny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn’t been any posts all year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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[Request] Wi-Fi/Network name puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenKeldeo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.

The plot thickens...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scootymcpuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Network Engineer. Stuck at work monitoring the help desk so everyone else can go home early for the holiday. Watching The Godfather. imgur.com/VKpoxpm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Mulberry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."

He asked, "Which is?"

I replied, "Exactly!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?

I would pick Nick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes.

And that's a huge ass connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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How do two French guys share files electronically?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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