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πŸ‘€︎ u/senorroadblock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender says β€œi’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20
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My son kept chewing on electrical cables

So I had to ground him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wantsumCHEESE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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Jumper cables walk into a bar

Bartender says β€œDon’t start anything!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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Two jumper cables walk into a bar

The bartender goes, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevin_kevinson1
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...

Brain: β€œI’d like a pint for my friend and I”

Bartender: β€œSorry, sir I can’t serve you”

Brain: β€œWhy not?!”

Bartender: β€œWell, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnhill2088
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?

The Port side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why didn't the hitman cancel his cable tv?

He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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I was stopped by a Trooper today, he took my jumper cables into custody.

Apparently they are being held for battery charges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badges254
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Cable repairman was on my street and asked what time it was.

I told him it’s between 8am and 1pm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar

The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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My friend walks into my room and starts tying knots in my charging cable.

Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eThunderSnow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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A cable cable tied
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyStylist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables on his neck...

Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I lost a cable for my new computer and now i can't finish it.

It was a Sata-casion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gorgon_the_Dragon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What's the difference between the Queen of England and a computer cable?

One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar...

Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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So some jumper cables walk into a bar

And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Help, I lost my phone's charging cable

I'm powerless without it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I love using Anker cables, I bought a ton of them to charge all my devices. Although, I have so many of them now, it's hard to keep them in order.

I need to take an Anker Management class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uabassguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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a jumper cable walked into a bar the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mexicantrombone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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You hear about the jumper cable in the bar?

Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaterNapkinFork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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My friends wouldn't give me the aux cable

It was a load of bull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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People who install underground cables...

Are very good at burying the lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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"Dad, I really need a cable mouse."

"Okay, let me put out the traps first."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaraInTheSky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeballSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar

Bartender says "Don't you start anything in here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zebrahead13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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I labeled the four 'claws' on my car's jumper cables

One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:

Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.

("the Clamp-its.")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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So a guy walked into a bar with jumper cables around his neck

And the bouncer said to him "don't you go starting anything in here"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewGenRain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Alright, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/germnor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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Getting new cables installed in the office tomorrow...

Email > We will have some visitors in the office tomorrow dropping more internet cables in the conference room.

Reply > I hope they pick them up when they’re done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raelys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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Straight through cable

Some context: I asked my dad to bring me home some straight through cables from his work, he told me to text him and remind him to do so. So I text my dad: "bring home straight through cables pls" My dad: "what do you have against the gay ones?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Excetna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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A jumper cable walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "we don't usually serve your kind. Just don't start anything, OK?"

Had to share this lil' gem my dad ended our phone call with yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mogeek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œI’ll serve you...”

β€œ, but don’t start anything”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobostarz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,

β€œI’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClebberBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A jumper cable walks into a bar...

The bartender says, β€œI’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanioEire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar....

And the bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firemouth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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A Jumper Cable walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavino245
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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