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︎ Aug 28 2014
A cable repairman was on our street today and asked what time it is.
I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I asked my wife is she was using the ps3 charging cable
She said it was CURRENT-ly available.
I laughed my ass off. She didnβt get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.
.... worth it.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar
The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why did the farmer need such a long AUX cable for?
To tie his ox
Joke by my 9 year old brother
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︎ Nov 02 2020
A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
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︎ Oct 02 2020
My son kept chewing on electrical cables
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Shows about food are no longer available on cable tv.
You can only get them on dish.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
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︎ Mar 13 2020
A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...
Brain: βIβd like a pint for my friend and Iβ
Bartender: βSorry, sir I canβt serve youβ
Brain: βWhy not?!β
Bartender: βWell, you look like youβre out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!β
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︎ May 06 2020
On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Why didn't the hitman cancel his cable tv?
He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I was stopped by a Trooper today, he took my jumper cables into custody.
Apparently they are being held for battery charges.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
My friend walks into my room and starts tying knots in my charging cable.
Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."
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︎ Sep 15 2019
I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...
It was the director's cut.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I bit into an electrical cable last night
I won't do it again, it shocked me.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What's the difference between the Queen of England and a computer cable?
One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.
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︎ May 01 2019
I lost a cable for my new computer and now i can't finish it.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
A jumper cable walks into a bar...
Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."
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︎ Mar 01 2019
Help, I lost my phone's charging cable
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︎ Aug 22 2018
I love using Anker cables, I bought a ton of them to charge all my devices. Although, I have so many of them now, it's hard to keep them in order.
I need to take an Anker Management class.
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︎ Mar 26 2019
People who install underground cables...
Are very good at burying the lead.
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︎ Oct 31 2017
My friends wouldn't give me the aux cable
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︎ Sep 27 2018
"Dad, I really need a cable mouse."
"Okay, let me put out the traps first."
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︎ Nov 04 2017
I labeled the four 'claws' on my car's jumper cables
One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:
Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.
("the Clamp-its.")
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︎ May 11 2015
So a guy walked into a bar with jumper cables around his neck
And the bouncer said to him "don't you go starting anything in here"
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︎ Aug 22 2015
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender says βiβll serve you, but donβt start anything!β
π︎ 39
π
︎ Aug 20 2020
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Jumper cables walk into a bar
Bartender says βDonβt start anything!β
π︎ 2
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Cable repairman was on my street and asked what time it was.
I told him itβs between 8am and 1pm
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︎ Jun 25 2019
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"
π︎ 5
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︎ Aug 31 2019
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar
The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables on his neck...
Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."
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︎ Feb 13 2019
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says βIβll serve you...β
β, but donβt start anythingβ
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︎ Jul 12 2019
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says Iβll serve you, but donβt start anything!!!!
π︎ 45
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︎ Sep 29 2018
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
βIβll serve you, but donβt start anything.β
π︎ 9
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︎ Dec 08 2018
So some jumper cables walk into a bar
And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything
π︎ 10
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︎ Mar 07 2019
a jumper cable walked into a bar the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything"
π︎ 9
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︎ Sep 22 2018
You hear about the jumper cable in the bar?
Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".
π︎ 5
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︎ Dec 31 2018
A jumper cable walks into a bar...
The bartender says, βIβll serve you, but donβt start anything.β
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jan 18 2019
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
π︎ 45
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︎ Aug 23 2014
A jumper cable walks into a bar....
And the bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
π︎ 6
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︎ Sep 13 2014
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar
Bartender says "Don't you start anything in here!"
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︎ Jun 17 2016
A Jumper Cable walks into a bar
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
π︎ 13
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︎ Jun 22 2015
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Alright, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."
π︎ 13
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︎ Feb 16 2015
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