I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.
She said it was CURRENT-ly available.
I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.
.... worth it.
The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
To tie his ox
Joke by my 9 year old brother
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
So I had to ground him
You can only get them on dish.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
Brain: “I’d like a pint for my friend and I”
Bartender: “Sorry, sir I can’t serve you”
Brain: “Why not?!”
Bartender: “Well, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”
The Port side.
He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.
Apparently they are being held for battery charges.
Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."
It was the director's cut.
I won't do it again, it shocked me.
One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.
It was a Sata-casion
Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."
I'm powerless without it
I need to take an Anker Management class.
Are very good at burying the lead.
It was a load of bull
"Okay, let me put out the traps first."
One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:
Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.
And the bouncer said to him "don't you go starting anything in here"
The bartender says “i’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything
Bartender says “Don’t start anything!”
I told him it’s between 8am and 1pm
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"
The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".
Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."
“, but don’t start anything”
“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything
Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".
The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
And the bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Bartender says "Don't you start anything in here!"
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."