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πŸ‘€︎ u/senorroadblock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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A cable repairman was on our street today and asked what time it is.

I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I asked my wife is she was using the ps3 charging cable

She said it was CURRENT-ly available.

I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.

.... worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Project-SBC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar

The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepyPastaKing1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.

He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did the farmer need such a long AUX cable for?

To tie his ox

Joke by my 9 year old brother

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender says β€œi’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.

The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My son kept chewing on electrical cables

So I had to ground him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wantsumCHEESE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Shows about food are no longer available on cable tv.

You can only get them on dish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Jumper cables walk into a bar

Bartender says β€œDon’t start anything!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...

Brain: β€œI’d like a pint for my friend and I”

Bartender: β€œSorry, sir I can’t serve you”

Brain: β€œWhy not?!”

Bartender: β€œWell, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnhill2088
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?

The Port side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Why didn't the hitman cancel his cable tv?

He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I was stopped by a Trooper today, he took my jumper cables into custody.

Apparently they are being held for battery charges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badges254
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar

The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My friend walks into my room and starts tying knots in my charging cable.

Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eThunderSnow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...

It was the director's cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables on his neck...

Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I bit into an electrical cable last night

I won't do it again, it shocked me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommetucker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What's the difference between the Queen of England and a computer cable?

One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I lost a cable for my new computer and now i can't finish it.

It was a Sata-casion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gorgon_the_Dragon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar...

Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Help, I lost my phone's charging cable

I'm powerless without it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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So some jumper cables walk into a bar

And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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a jumper cable walked into a bar the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mexicantrombone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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I love using Anker cables, I bought a ton of them to charge all my devices. Although, I have so many of them now, it's hard to keep them in order.

I need to take an Anker Management class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uabassguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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You hear about the jumper cable in the bar?

Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaterNapkinFork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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People who install underground cables...

Are very good at burying the lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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My friends wouldn't give me the aux cable

It was a load of bull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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"Dad, I really need a cable mouse."

"Okay, let me put out the traps first."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaraInTheSky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeballSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar

Bartender says "Don't you start anything in here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zebrahead13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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I labeled the four 'claws' on my car's jumper cables

One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:

Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.

("the Clamp-its.")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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So a guy walked into a bar with jumper cables around his neck

And the bouncer said to him "don't you go starting anything in here"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewGenRain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Alright, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/germnor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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Cable repairman was on my street and asked what time it was.

I told him it’s between 8am and 1pm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œI’ll serve you...”

β€œ, but don’t start anything”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobostarz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,

β€œI’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClebberBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A jumper cable walks into a bar...

The bartender says, β€œI’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanioEire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar....

And the bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firemouth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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A Jumper Cable walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavino245
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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