Jumper Cable Puns

I said probably trying to start some shit.

The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"

The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

Brain: “I’d like a pint for my friend and I”

Bartender: “Sorry, sir I can’t serve you”

Brain: “Why not?!”

Bartender: “Well, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”

Apparently they are being held for battery charges.

Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."

And the bouncer said to him "don't you go starting anything in here"

One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:

Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.

("the Clamp-its.")

The bartender says, "we don't usually serve your kind. Just don't start anything, OK?"

Had to share this lil' gem my dad ended our phone call with yesterday.

The bartender says “i’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything

Bartender says “Don’t start anything!”

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"

The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".

Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."

“, but don’t start anything”

“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything

Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

And the bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Bartender says "Don't you start anything in here!"

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

The bartender says, "Alright, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."