Brother asked me where the jumper cables were.

I said probably trying to start some shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Space-Crack00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar

The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepyPastaKing1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.

The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...

Brain: β€œI’d like a pint for my friend and I”

Bartender: β€œSorry, sir I can’t serve you”

Brain: β€œWhy not?!”

Bartender: β€œWell, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnhill2088
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I was stopped by a Trooper today, he took my jumper cables into custody.

Apparently they are being held for battery charges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badges254
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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A jumper cable walks into a bar...

Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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So a guy walked into a bar with jumper cables around his neck

And the bouncer said to him "don't you go starting anything in here"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewGenRain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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I labeled the four 'claws' on my car's jumper cables

One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:

Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.

("the Clamp-its.")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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A jumper cable walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "we don't usually serve your kind. Just don't start anything, OK?"

Had to share this lil' gem my dad ended our phone call with yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mogeek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender says β€œi’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wantsumCHEESE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Jumper cables walk into a bar

Bartender says β€œDon’t start anything!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar

The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables on his neck...

Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œI’ll serve you...”

β€œ, but don’t start anything”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,

β€œI’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClebberBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobostarz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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a jumper cable walked into a bar the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mexicantrombone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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So some jumper cables walk into a bar

And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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You hear about the jumper cable in the bar?

Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaterNapkinFork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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A jumper cable walks into a bar...

The bartender says, β€œI’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanioEire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeballSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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A jumper cable walks into a bar....

And the bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firemouth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar

Bartender says "Don't you start anything in here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zebrahead13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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A Jumper Cable walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavino245
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Alright, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/germnor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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