A man walks into a bar holding jumper cables
The bartender goes: "Don't start anything here"
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Brother asked me where the jumper cables were.
I said probably trying to start some shit.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What does a bored trampoline jumper say?
"Okay, bye. I'm gonna bounce now."
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I'm in the hospital now waiting to see a cardyologist.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop.
They gave me a replacement....free of charge
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︎ Aug 30 2020
A lady at work commented on the holes in my jumper.
I replied βDarn it Sharonβ
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︎ Aug 06 2020
A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...
Brain: βIβd like a pint for my friend and Iβ
Bartender: βSorry, sir I canβt serve youβ
Brain: βWhy not?!β
Bartender: βWell, you look like youβre out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!β
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︎ May 06 2020
I was stopped by a Trooper today, he took my jumper cables into custody.
Apparently they are being held for battery charges.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
A jumper cable walks into a bar...
Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I once met a famous Chinese Ski jumper
His name was Li Ping Phar
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︎ Jan 09 2019
What is a phobia of jumpers called?
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︎ Jan 09 2019
When it comes to roofing houses, there's only two kinds of people; jumpers and climbers
Personally, I chose the latter
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︎ Aug 22 2018
"I used to be a long jumper," said my date.
"Strange," I replied. "But I bet you were warm in winter."
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︎ Jan 07 2019
I asked my Dad why he had a third sleeve in his jumper
He said βWell thereβs no βarm in itβ
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︎ May 11 2018
What did the high jumper say to the letter H?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
I went on a date with a long jumper.
Then I went on one with a cardigan.
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︎ Jul 20 2018
Did you here about the magician who made his jumper disappear?
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︎ Nov 08 2018
Someone told me that I sing "Jumper" by Third Eye Blind really poorly
So if nobody wants to hear me sing, I would understand
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︎ Oct 23 2018
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︎ Dec 21 2014
So a guy walked into a bar with jumper cables around his neck
And the bouncer said to him "don't you go starting anything in here"
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︎ Aug 22 2015
I labeled the four 'claws' on my car's jumper cables
One on each of the two positive and two negative ends:
Jed. Jethro. Granny. Ellie Mae.
("the Clamp-its.")
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︎ May 11 2015
The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity...
... so I returned it and exchanged it for another one free of charge.
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︎ Jan 05 2016
How my Dad deals with queue jumpers...
A man pushes in front of me and my Dad in the queue for the turnstiles at a football match
Dad - Do you like fish?
Queue Jumper - Yes, why?
Dad - Because there's a Plaice for you at the back of the line.
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︎ Apr 24 2016
A jumper cable walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "we don't usually serve your kind. Just don't start anything, OK?"
Had to share this lil' gem my dad ended our phone call with yesterday.
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︎ Oct 16 2014
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar
The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"
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︎ Nov 19 2020
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender says βiβll serve you, but donβt start anything!β
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︎ Aug 20 2020
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Jumper cables walk into a bar
Bartender says βDonβt start anything!β
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︎ Jul 09 2020
A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"
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︎ Aug 31 2019
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar
The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables on his neck...
Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."
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︎ Feb 13 2019
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says βIβll serve you...β
β, but donβt start anythingβ
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︎ Jul 12 2019
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
βIβll serve you, but donβt start anything.β
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︎ Dec 08 2018
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says Iβll serve you, but donβt start anything!!!!
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︎ Sep 29 2018
a jumper cable walked into a bar the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything"
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︎ Sep 22 2018
So some jumper cables walk into a bar
And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything
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︎ Mar 07 2019
You hear about the jumper cable in the bar?
Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".
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︎ Dec 31 2018
A jumper cable walks into a bar...
The bartender says, βIβll serve you, but donβt start anything.β
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︎ Jan 18 2019
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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︎ Aug 23 2014
A jumper cable walks into a bar....
And the bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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︎ Sep 13 2014
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar
Bartender says "Don't you start anything in here!"
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︎ Jun 17 2016
A Jumper Cable walks into a bar
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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︎ Jun 22 2015
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Alright, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."
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︎ Feb 16 2015
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