If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that!
How can a dog jump higher than a skyscraper?
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog... buildings can’t jump
What do you call a bear that jumps, but never lands?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can’t jump.
When the Mod jumps in with an unintentional pun
Did you just jump off of a diving board?
I'm hiding in my Finnish Neighbours shed, waiting to jump out and surprise him.
It's like a sauna in here.
What can jump higher, the empire state building or a kangaroo
The kangaroo cause the empire state building can't jump
If a cat tries to jump too far, they tend to pay a price.
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbed wire fence?
They say a puma can jump higher than your average house...
This is because puma's have powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump.
I bet my 4 kids $5 I could jump higher than my house
My wife is doing a sponsored parachute jump tomorrow....
....and I'm terrified that the chute might not open.
Last time something that big crashed onto Earth, the dinosaurs got wiped out.
Interesting fact: elephants can jump higher than a house.
Because houses can't jump very high.
(My stepson told me a dad joke)
Sure the cow jumped over the moon! You would jump too!
That man’s hands were COLD...
There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house
This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.
Owl jump on the barn-wagon
... who who?
How did you know I'm an owl! :o
Those Duke boys sure do like to jump their car over things...
... General Lee speaking.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The cat played the fiddle terribly and the cow wanted to get away from it.
I saw an insect that was trying to jump on a fat guy's chest again and again.
I think it's preying man tits.
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
Talking with my brother: “Hey remember when we would see how far we could jump off the staircase?”
“That just sounds like leaping off ledges with extra steps”
Why did the crazy Mexican jump on the train?
What can you jump over that’s a hundred feet in the air?
How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
What’s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?
"I'm going to jump in the shower"
Funny, most people sing in the shower.
If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”
A chap jumps out of an areoplane and his parachute fails to open.
On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards.
He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes?
The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?
What is the best vehicle to get a jump from?
Someone asked me if I could jump higher than a house
Of course I can! Houses can’t jump
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course! Houses can't jump.
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
Technically we can all jump higher than a house..
Because houses can’t jump!
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
Who can jump higher than mountains?
Everyone, because mountains can't jump!
I can jump higher than a house
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.