There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house
This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.
Owl jump on the barn-wagon
... who who?
How did you know I'm an owl! :o
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The cat played the fiddle terribly and the cow wanted to get away from it.
I saw an insect that was trying to jump on a fat guy's chest again and again.
I think it's preying man tits.
Talking with my brother: “Hey remember when we would see how far we could jump off the staircase?”
“That just sounds like leaping off ledges with extra steps”
Those Duke boys sure do like to jump their car over things...
... General Lee speaking.
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
What can you jump over that’s a hundred feet in the air?
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
Why did the crazy Mexican jump on the train?
Who can jump higher than mountains?
Everyone, because mountains can't jump!
"I'm going to jump in the shower"
Funny, most people sing in the shower.
How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
A chap jumps out of an areoplane and his parachute fails to open.
On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards.
He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes?
The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?
If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)
Why did the saylor jump into the water?
What is the best vehicle to get a jump from?
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
I can jump higher than a house
What’s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”
There was a film made about Dick Fosbury's high jump technique
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.
Why did the man refuse to jump out the window?
He didn't want to go through any pane.
Did you hear about the man who invented a more efficient way to set up the high jump and pole vault?
Can you jump higher than a house?
Of course you can! Houses can’t jump!
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. houses can’t jump
A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house
It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump
Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?
This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.
What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?
Why didn't 4 jump into the pool?
My car wouldn't start, so I tried to jump it.
Now I've got a dead battery and a bruised rib.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings can’t jump.
I tried to jump rope to lose weight
But I always end up skipping it.
Dad was too cheap to buy weed killer, so he made us kids jump on weeds to control them. He always told me:
Only you can stamp out domestic violets.
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
I've never been able to beat my school's high jump record and it keeps me up at night to this day...
Always jump from a plane with a backup.
That's why they call them pair of chutes!
I was going to jump rope for exercise this am
But I ended up skipping it
I wanted to teach my goldfish to jump, so I took it to a lake in the mountains
But it turns out spring water is just false advertisement
Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
White men cant jump but they can....