What do you call twin baby kangaroos?

Roo-mMates!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turquoise_grey
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I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day

It had a hip hop

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course. Houses can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Former-Ad-6897
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What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A gangaroo.

Credit: friend’s kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redflats
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What can jump higher, the empire state building or a kangaroo

The kangaroo cause the empire state building can't jump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobody492
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What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?

Stop that pick-pocket!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidkDavid
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Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.

Most only grow two.

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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
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Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?

Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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I tried kangaroo meat once...

it made me too jumpy

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What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?

A pouch potato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SabaSohail81
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What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant?

I-HOP

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The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?

A Lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semanticdm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good

It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mofitty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...

My reply without missing a beat β€” you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockyg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Have you ever had Kangaroo meat?

I have, it's good but it makes me a little jumpy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djtrace1994
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?

Hopscotch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imsketch42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?

It’s a little hoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancitya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?

A Buckaroo

(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwiCandle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call two kangaroos who live together?

Roo-mates!

Somehow this one has never been posted on here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riodaystar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Son: Dad, can kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Dad: Of course, son. Houses cannot jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerynaCZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?

The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rpmrecords
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Who played for the the Wallabies and the Kangaroos in the same year?

The army band.

(Full credit to the elderly gentleman who approached me at the bus stop and shared this beauty).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?

A kazoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonelylilacs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?

They have hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPINFV
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A recently discovered type of kangaroo can jump higher than the empire state building... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvm91
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Most likely a repost but - What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A wooly jumper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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What is a kangaroo's favorite ingredient in beer?

The hops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epickiwi666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.

I couldn't make heads or tails of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbojj
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I just had a pint of kangaroo beer

It was a bit too hoppy for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyupbirch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I tried a new kangaroo infused beer the other day

It was a little too hoppy for my taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwaami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?

Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Czechzilla
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo..

I got arrested in charge of pickpocket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jizzler_Rage_792
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course! Houses can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
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I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.

Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?

No because the house can't fricking jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fiery_Leopard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course. houses can’t jump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatehatedate
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?

Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjoerd019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you call a lazy Kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lacsantos91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Did you know a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?

Houses can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zapolon2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CdotBigz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExoticEevee2947
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a skyscraper?

Well of course he does! Skyscrapers can't jump..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOmerAngi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What do you call lazy kangaroo children?

Pouch potatoes

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