Kangaroos are supreme beings

There is nothing impossible for can-garoos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esonechko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?

A Lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semanticdm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?

No because the house can't fricking jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fiery_Leopard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course. houses can’t jump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatehatedate
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good

It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mofitty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...

My reply without missing a beat β€” you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockyg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What do you call a liquid kangaroo?

Marsoupial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunBunKim
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?

Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjoerd019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you call a lazy Kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lacsantos91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Have you ever had Kangaroo meat?

I have, it's good but it makes me a little jumpy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djtrace1994
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?

Hopscotch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imsketch42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?

It’s a little hoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancitya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo

A wooly jumper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roheel10BF1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?

A Buckaroo

(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwiCandle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Who played for the the Wallabies and the Kangaroos in the same year?

The army band.

(Full credit to the elderly gentleman who approached me at the bus stop and shared this beauty).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?

The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rpmrecords
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call two kangaroos who live together?

Roo-mates!

Somehow this one has never been posted on here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riodaystar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?

A kazoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonelylilacs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Son: Dad, can kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Dad: Of course, son. Houses cannot jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerynaCZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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A recently discovered type of kangaroo can jump higher than the empire state building... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvm91
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a skyscraper?

Well of course he does! Skyscrapers can't jump..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOmerAngi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.

I couldn't make heads or tails of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbojj
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What is a kangaroo's favorite ingredient in beer?

The hops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epickiwi666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What did the kangaroo get vaccinated for?

HOPatitis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharmageddon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I tried a new kangaroo infused beer the other day

It was a little too hoppy for my taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwaami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Did you know a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?

Houses can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zapolon2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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I just had a pint of kangaroo beer

It was a bit too hoppy for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyupbirch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo..

I got arrested in charge of pickpocket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jizzler_Rage_792
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Kangaroo 1- I am the king of all baby kangaroos.

Kangaroo 2- Are you joking?

Kangaroo 1- Yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jizzler_Rage_792
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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What do you call a kangaroo with pogo sticks for legs?

A paraplegic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Pieinator_I
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house ?

Of course, a house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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What do you call lazy kangaroo children?

Pouch potatoes

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?

They have hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPINFV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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Most likely a repost but - What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A wooly jumper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvisnake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Yes, houses don't jump at all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zpsln
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?

Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Czechzilla
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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Why are kangaroos happy?

Because they're always hoptimistic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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How does the kangaroo like his beer?

Hoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bendandrea25
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Did you know that kangaroos can jump higher than a house?

Houses can't jump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superpie5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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What do you get if you cross-breed an elephant with a kangaroo?

A dead kangaroo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alaginge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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What does the lion call his high-achieving cub and adopted kangaroo kid?

His pride and joey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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What do you get when you cross an ocean with a kangaroo?

Wet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yismeicha
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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I startled a kangaroo the other day, at the zoo.

He seemed a bit jumpy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_luxio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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I caught a kangaroo humping my sheep last year. Today it gave birth to a wardrobe full of woolly jumpers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freenarative
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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Did you hear about the kangaroo that had eyes on its legs?

It had hindsight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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Kangaroo meat

My paternal progenitor dropped this bomb on me during a recent skype chat. Background: I am currently living in Australia and told him I ate a kangaroo burger.

"Do you know what it's called when they cook meat from the front of a kangaroo? A hot pocket!"

Is he not the most Dadish Dad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmutter3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CdotBigz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExoticEevee2947
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato 🀑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackedvessel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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