What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can’t jump.
What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A gangaroo.
Credit: friend’s kid.
What can jump higher, the empire state building or a kangaroo
The kangaroo cause the empire state building can't jump
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
I tried kangaroo meat once...
What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant?
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...
My reply without missing a beat — you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.
Have you ever had Kangaroo meat?
I have, it's good but it makes me a little jumpy.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates!
Somehow this one has never been posted on here.
Son: Dad, can kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Dad: Of course, son. Houses cannot jump.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Who played for the the Wallabies and the Kangaroos in the same year?
The army band.
(Full credit to the elderly gentleman who approached me at the bus stop and shared this beauty).
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
Most likely a repost but - What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
What is a kangaroo's favorite ingredient in beer?
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
I tried a new kangaroo infused beer the other day
It was a little too hoppy for my taste
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo..
I got arrested in charge of pickpocket
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course! Houses can't jump.
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. houses can’t jump
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What do you call a lazy Kangaroo?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Did you know a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a skyscraper?
Well of course he does! Skyscrapers can't jump..
What do you call lazy kangaroo children?
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