Kangaroo meat Puns

A list of puns related to "Kangaroo meat"

I tried kangaroo meat once...

it made me too jumpy

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👤︎ u/Evening_Flatworm5850
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...

My reply without missing a beat — you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.

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👤︎ u/sockyg
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Have you ever had Kangaroo meat?

I have, it's good but it makes me a little jumpy.

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👤︎ u/djtrace1994
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Kangaroo meat

My paternal progenitor dropped this bomb on me during a recent skype chat. Background: I am currently living in Australia and told him I ate a kangaroo burger.

"Do you know what it's called when they cook meat from the front of a kangaroo? A hot pocket!"

Is he not the most Dadish Dad?

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👤︎ u/jmutter3
📅︎ Aug 26 2013
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