I just got back from a shift at Tesco’s..

And while I was working a nice old lady came to my til. I scanned through all her items and it came to Β£56.83, but after counting up all her change she had just shy of Β£40.

So I offered to help her, to which she refused but I eagerly insisted. I thought this is probably someone’s Nan, and I’d like to think someone would help my Nan in the same situation.

So after no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archiewalton09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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TouchΓ© Tesco
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteHalfling
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Bilbo awoke one morning to find that a Tesco supermarket had been built next to his house

That's an unexpected item in the Baggins area!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Saw this in Tesco. Couldn't help but wonder what's replacing it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shibby_rj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Tesco's are putting vodka up a penny tomorrow to Β£20.

So tonight I'm gonna party like it's Β£19.99

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy2things
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Girlfriend spotted this gem in Tesco
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabidPinkBear
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I saw a man throwing milk and cheese about in my local Tesco.

I just thought to myself "how dairy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nearly_Mental
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.

I can't believe the currant exchange rate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinkyLAD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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Poor Tesco - first the horse burgers and now new research suggests that some of their chocolate desserts are 100% mousse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darraghd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2013
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Dad works at Tesco

https://imgur.com/gallery/AzMqX

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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Some unexpected consequences of coronavirus..

So it's been almost 3 weeks since a lockdown was triggered in the UK and there have been quite a few knock on effects.. Some good and some bad which I want to share in this post.

Firstly one of my friends lost his job. He worked as a psychic.. Never saw it coming. Its been a difficult couple of weeks and he is now considering a complete career change...considering becoming a baker of all things.. But I suppose he really kneads the dough. I suggested he focus on photography, but nothing ever developed.

Another of my friends was also made redundant. He managed to get a Skype interview for a position in Tescos within a few days. The interviewer asked him: "what is your biggest weakness?", he replied "I don't know when to quit". The interviewer said "OK, your hired". He said "I quit".

Work has been busy for me but since I can't enjoy the things I usually do I have been looking for some new things to do around the house. It's been nice have the thyme to do more cooking. I randomly started a boat building business in my garage.. Sails have gone through the roof.

In an unsettling reversal of my teenage years I am now shouting at my parents for leaving the house. I suggested they take up scrabble to keep them occupied.. Turned out to be a bad idea from the word go.

It's been great hearing about how world pollution levels have been failling. I read the story about fish now being visible in the canals in Venice.. I hope that story isnt a load of pollocks! Cod, these were eely bad. Will stop carping on now!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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(UK people may find this funny)

Tesco have taken 1p off petrol it is now called etrol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MickDagger28
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas..

I cannot believe the currant exchange rate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J666S44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning & find a Tesco had been built next to his house. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.
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