I went on a vacation to Hungary, but I couldn't find a hotel with any vacancies.

I forgot to Bucharest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I'm Hungary...

-I'm Hungary -You should Czech the fridge -I'm Russian to the kitchen -Is there any Turkey -We have some but it's covered by Greece -Uwww there is Norway I'd.....

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Hey dad, I’m hungary

Maybe Czech the pantry for some snacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giacal3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?

A BudaPEST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillipowder01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.

Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What would a communist Hungary be called?

Hungry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrew2018022
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Hungary!!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ebejer30
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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There's such a country that its people are always hungry. It's Hungary.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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The food in Budapest is so good you will never leave Hungary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipKersey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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OF COURSE the gold medal swimmer from Hungary was the only person NOT to bite the medal.

I was so ready, too.

Ruined my evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarockGrok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2016
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OK, Austria-Hungary are playing today…

but against whom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacman_sl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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What do you get when you combine Hungary and Turkey

A full belly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbysmalVixen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Are you Hungary [OC]

Are Ukraine your neck to Czech on the Turkey that they put down the Holland Finished with Chilli because there is Norway it will have Germans on it if you Russia to get there to Welsh and eat it because you're Hungary. Or will you let it die in Spain and leave Denmark on your name. If you do will you leave it on the Iraq and leave because Iran away to save my Korea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDragon98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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If youre feeling a bite Hungary

maybe you should Czech the refrigerator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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Why is Hungary the most open economy?

In other countries, there is no forint currency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craignons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Yesterday, i was Hungary...

So Iran to the fridge to Pakistan-wich. Unfortunately the Turkey had too much Greece and it ruined my fine China. i gave up on the sandwich because it was Kabul shit and i instead ate a Cuba sugar to Sweden my disposition. i still cant make a proper sandwich, Israeli hard.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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What it the capital of Hungary?

Starving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gematt43
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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Was boarding an airplane from Rome to Hungary...

A lot of Hungarians and a few Romans lining up with me (alone) at the terminal. I can hear that they speak English, they're all murmuring to each other. At the last second our terminal gets changed and we have to leave the airplane we were lined up to board behind. Instead we walk down another terminal that leads to some stairs that leads onto a bus.

We all pack in, I'm positioned somewhere in the middle of the masses when I announce "This is a funny looking airplane!"

EVERYONE looks at me. Not a smile. Not a smirk. Nothing.

I crack up laughing at how funny I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zombait
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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Man I'm really Hungary

Time to cook some Turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wefr5927
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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If you're Hungary for Turkey with Greece, then European.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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