The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
but against whom?
Would they be called Austranauts?
Their song was the wurst.
It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.
I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"
'Hi Hungary, I'm Austria.'
I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.
It was Austria-sized.
A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"
So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"
(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)
Joshua: Daddy, I'm hungry
Me: Nice to meet you Hungry, I'm Austria...
As the missus is plating up bacon and eggs for us all...
Me: "I'm so next to Austria right now"
*** quizzical looks ***
Me: "I'm Hungary!"
*** cue groans all' round ***
Me: *** laughs to self, satisfied ***
We were talking about European history and this happened. Me: You know how Austria and Hungary used to be combined but split? Him: Yeah, but I heard that they aren't called Hungary anymore. Me: What do you mean? Him: I guess they ate.
I squinted at him, and then realized that he just produced perfect dadjoke material.
Pops: Hey, do they have fourth of July over there in Austria?
Me: I don't really know
Pops: Well, it's probably on July fourth.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"
I'm hungry. He said: I'm Austria, but you don't see me complaining!
