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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlkarlson_1235
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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There has been an outbreak of mad cow disease in Austria.

The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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There has been an outbreak of bovine viruses in Austria.

The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creamspinachplz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Things were stolen from my Airbnb while traveling Austria, I wonder who was responsible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lebranflake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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OK, Austria-Hungary are playing today…

but against whom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacman_sl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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If Austria had a space program...

Would they be called Austranauts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiggy_5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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Why did Austria win the Eurovision...?

Their song was the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_A_H_G_S
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2014
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Has anyone been to Engagement, Ohio ?

It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My son "said Dad I'm hungry".

I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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'I'm hungry.'

'Hi Hungary, I'm Austria.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_bowker-brown
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My girlfriend told me to heat up the chilli in the fridge for dinner.

I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyBhoy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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There is this pretty big country next to Germany and Switzerland nobody really wants to talk about...

It was Austria-sized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fing3roperation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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A man walks down the street carrying a piece of scaffolding on his shoulder....

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clarknova77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Just got the family with this one

As the missus is plating up bacon and eggs for us all...

Me: "I'm so next to Austria right now"

*** quizzical looks ***

Me: "I'm Hungary!"

*** cue groans all' round ***

Me: *** laughs to self, satisfied ***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_korvan_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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This cracker was lost on my 2 1/2 year old this morning

Joshua: Daddy, I'm hungry

Me: Nice to meet you Hungry, I'm Austria...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolspot80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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My dad dropped this one on me in the car today.

We were talking about European history and this happened. Me: You know how Austria and Hungary used to be combined but split? Him: Yeah, but I heard that they aren't called Hungary anymore. Me: What do you mean? Him: I guess they ate.

I squinted at him, and then realized that he just produced perfect dadjoke material.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gorillabears
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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My dad just laid this one on me (I live in Vienna)

Pops: Hey, do they have fourth of July over there in Austria?

Me: I don't really know

Pops: Well, it's probably on July fourth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpysnerp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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So I said to my Dad,

I'm hungry. He said: I'm Austria, but you don't see me complaining!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmybobIII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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My son "said Dad I'm hungry".

I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kruky_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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