A list of puns related to "Czech Republic"
Prague rock
...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.
Czech-mates
He Czechels
would she be Prague-nant?
Because they are czech-made
I replied βReally? What do you wanna Czech out?β
Note: My friend, whoβs not a dad but could be, did this. Iβm sorry.
They're very Praguematic over there
I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?
You czech the polish.
Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.
Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.
The Czech Republic
And a Czech one too, a Czech one too.
The Czech Republic.
Watching the Vesely vs. Berdych match, both are from the Czech Republic.
Dad: well I guess he's playing his Czech mate
This man is my role model
Edit: spelling
Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.
I was at my friend's poker night and we were playing texas hold 'em. On one of the hands the flop was a 3 of spades, a 7 of clubs, and a 2 of hearts.
Nobody really had anything so far and the hand went:
Friend 1 (small blind): "Check"
Friend 2 (big blind): "Check"
Friend 3: "Check"
Friend 4: "Check"
Friend 5: "Check"
Friend 6: "Check"
Me (dealer): We must be in the Czech Republic
One of our friends read that his pipe tamp was made in the Czech Republic and my roommate said "that's good now you know it got a Czech of approval"
Brilliant joke from my cracker, have banked it for next year!
Q: what country is the only one to not accept cash?
A:The Czech Republic!
Prague rock.
Czechno!
Prague rock.
The Czech Republic
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