Croatia Puns

A list of puns related to "Croatia"

You know what I hate about Croatia?

When the cops start to Pula me over.

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👤︎ u/SlovenianHusky
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Did you hear they are changing the spelling of Croatia to Crowatia?

Lots of people have been raven about it.

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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We went to Croatia but didn't stay long

we just went to zagreb and split.

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👤︎ u/carpenter20m
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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Holidays to Croatia can put a serious strain on your relationship...

...nearly all the couples I met there said they were going to Split!

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👤︎ u/CarpetChin
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Croatia?

Hvar'dly knew her!

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👤︎ u/nickmidas
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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A Step Down From Swatch

So the Swiss made a watch called a Swiss watch also known as Swatch for short. Then Croatia made a watch and I thought it was trendy so I got one. Now whenever someone asks me for the time I say 'hold on, let me check my Crotch' and I get really strange looks."

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👤︎ u/snaggedbeef
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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