The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
but against whom?
Would they be called Austranauts?
Their song was the wurst.
It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.
I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"
'Hi Hungary, I'm Austria.'
I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.
It was Austria-sized.
A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"
So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"
(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)
As the missus is plating up bacon and eggs for us all...
Me: "I'm so next to Austria right now"
*** quizzical looks ***
Me: "I'm Hungary!"
*** cue groans all' round ***
Me: *** laughs to self, satisfied ***
Joshua: Daddy, I'm hungry
Me: Nice to meet you Hungry, I'm Austria...
We were talking about European history and this happened. Me: You know how Austria and Hungary used to be combined but split? Him: Yeah, but I heard that they aren't called Hungary anymore. Me: What do you mean? Him: I guess they ate.
I squinted at him, and then realized that he just produced perfect dadjoke material.
Pops: Hey, do they have fourth of July over there in Austria?
Me: I don't really know
Pops: Well, it's probably on July fourth.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"
I'm hungry. He said: I'm Austria, but you don't see me complaining!
