OK, Austria-Hungary are playing today…

but against whom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacman_sl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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Just got the family with this one

As the missus is plating up bacon and eggs for us all...

Me: "I'm so next to Austria right now"

*** quizzical looks ***

Me: "I'm Hungary!"

*** cue groans all' round ***

Me: *** laughs to self, satisfied ***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_korvan_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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My dad dropped this one on me in the car today.

We were talking about European history and this happened. Me: You know how Austria and Hungary used to be combined but split? Him: Yeah, but I heard that they aren't called Hungary anymore. Me: What do you mean? Him: I guess they ate.

I squinted at him, and then realized that he just produced perfect dadjoke material.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gorillabears
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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