What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
What's the difference between going out with a Geologist and a Geographer?
One rocks, the other will give you the world.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
What is the first step in making a solar system?
Patients who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system.
I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...
If they made a movie about our solar system ...
... the sun would be the star of the show.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?
HAAAANDD EEEEEEYYYYEEEEEEEEEE
P.S. I can't take credit, a got a phone call very late last night from my friend and her partner who had been drinking and just discovered this joke. They couldn't stop laughing. If only you could all have heard them trying to sing it.
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
My pizza came back to haunt me from beyond the digestive system.
It was in a really crappy mood.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain
It was from ancient Greece
Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?
What's Whitney Houstons favourite coordination?
Which digital payment system does the pope use?
What is Whitney Houston's Favorite coordination?
What is The metric system’s favorite bug?
A centipede. I’m a dad, can confirm
Don't trust your digestive system...
If I had to rate our solar system...
Do you think your wife likes geographical puns?
Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?
Because of their Auntie-bodies
This was a National Geographic Cover
There's not just leap years. A leap second is a one-second adjustment that is occasionally applied to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)! Without it, GPS wouldn't work! Want me to really blow your mind?
Can i get geographically punnier then this
Timmy : I'm Hungary,.
Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge.
Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey.
Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck !
Mum : There is Norway you can eat that.
Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile.
Mum : Denmark your name on the can.
Timmy : Kenya do it for me?
Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it.
Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today.
Mum : It Tokyo long enough.
Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
We should have a global storage system for crops...
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
I have a rare condition that means I never get days off from work.
It’s due to my weekend immune system
I watched a program on National Geographic, where they showed a huge plant which had grown papers instead of leaves.
What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAANNNNNDDD EEEEEEYYYYEEEE!
What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?
There would be mass confusion
What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What was Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?
Hand eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyeeeeeeeeee
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