GF: What's that?
BF: Remorse code.
Troy Story.
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.
He always wants to practice his chipping.
It feels like ancient history.
One has two t’s...
¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
“Over here! Over here!”
(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)
(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)
Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...
“Howya bean pop?”
What have you got there? Mhm...pumpkin soup, with whole fruits.
I replied: “No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”
Because the oignon est!
He said, "oui, wee."
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
"woof" guy replies
The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.
Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'
He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'
So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'
Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'
He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.
“Si, está.”
It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.
It means my illegal logging business is a success
Translate.
Eins -> one
My 3 year old brother came up to me (and everyone else in the house several times each) to tell a joke he made up (translated from Turkish but works in English anyway).
3yo: Do you need to go to the bathroom (a question we ask him frequently)?
Me: No
3yo: Are you sure?
Me: Yes?
3yo: Oh, hi Sure!
So I changed it to Algo Más.
....most crows drank at home.
It feels like ancient history.
It feels like ancient history.
It feels like ancient history.
