I asked the local pastor why the church thought it was ok to make money off the Bible. He said, β€œit’s clearly written in the syntax.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindfactotum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Why was Tom, the cannibal tomato’s wife missing?

Because Tomater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bursem
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My son has to pay me 25 cents every time he uses poorly worded sentences.

It’s the syntax

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What do you call it when you feed your python the wrong food?

A big missnake!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3aak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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How does the Grammar Nazi party fund it's government?

Through a syntax.

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