BF: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

GF: What's that?

BF: Remorse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neospygil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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you will be ,Lost in Translation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heusenleo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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The French translation of this brand is an intentional English pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satanaphobia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Since Ilium was another name of Troy, and -ad means "story of" in Ancient Greek, the correct translation of Iliad would be:

Troy Story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panic_monster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Redditor responds to a translation of a Czech video reddit.com/r/sports/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/archerinwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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My father's favorite joke.

My dad passed away about 3 years ago. Now that I am a dad as well I thought I would pass on his favorite joke, bear with me cuz its long, but worth it...

A poor man who lives in a straw hut wants to to impress his neighbor. So he works for 3 months, enough to buy a fancy chair at the market. He calls his neighbor over for dinner one night and has him sit in the chair at dinner. He asks his neighbor, " isn't this a very nice chair? " To which the neighbor replies "it's okay i guess"...

Heartbroken, after the neighbor leaves, the man takes the chair upstairs and puts it in a closet and thinks.. maybe it was not a nice enough chair...

He then works 6 months, leaves his little straw hut and hitches a ride to the city and buys an extravagant chair with velvet padding. Once again he has his neighbor over for dinner, this time the neighbor says "it's nice, but I've seen better"

Sad, the man stores the chair in the upstairs closet. But the man could not be deterred.

He then worked for an entire year, left his little straw hut and went all the way to the capitol and bought a gaudy, gold painted chair with lion motifs and silk pillows.

The neighbor comes over to dinner and says. "Wow, what an ugly chair!"

Furious, the man grabs the chair, marches upstairs and throws it in the closet with such force that his entire straw hut collapses.

I guess people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graffd02
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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ton fils sΓ©rieux?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Every time we go to the putting green, my friend has to bring along a bag of Pringles to munch on...

He always wants to practice his chipping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!

ΒΏQuΓ© dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

β€œΒ‘PA’CA! Β‘PA’CA!”

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

β€œOver here! Over here!”

(β€œPa’ca” means β€œover here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Credit: instagram.com/etheriality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Hey Google! Translate β€œΒΏComo estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

β€œHowya bean pop?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What’s the difference between β€œbut” and β€œbutt”

One has two t’s...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alderaan_Survivor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My son asked: β€œDad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I replied: β€œNo son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Leek in the boat
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nay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I asked my French friend if he knew what the word "pipi" translated to in English...

He said, "oui, wee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?

Because the oignon est!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5hred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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The translator of this book I'm reading couldn't find the pun in the original language imgur.com/G4IVPvJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggieGru
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I ran over 5 miles today

Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Que es un oso enojado?

Un furiOSO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsavorytattoos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A Dutch pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittleKidLover10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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This translates to "Wake me up" in slide imgur.com/tDhj3lA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dublekfx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I tried to catch a handful of steam

But I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vaultboy65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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β€œIs this the Spanish word for β€˜nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

β€œSi, estΓ‘.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM0102
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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A man and a women order a McDonalds

The man orders a Big Mac and a large fries. His wife orders a single cheeseburger. When the woman finishes her burger she glances at her husband. He has finished his burger and is moving onto the fries.

Still hungry, she looks at the fries and asks, 'Do you mind if I have a couple?'

He sighs and says, 'I suppose so,'

So she reaches over and takes a handful. The husband turns to her and asks, 'Is that a German couple?'

Confused, she responds, 'What is a German couple?'

He says, 'nein' as he slides his food out of her reach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe4nna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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German children are kinder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pogo_hobo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Germans have a word for everything..

It is "alles".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-jFk-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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The Toyota Nova, in Spanish, translates directly to "Toyota No Go".

It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tm23246
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I hate that this made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiaC56
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it

It means my illegal logging business is a success

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylorgs12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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This one (translated from German) will have you groaning!

Eins -> one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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Before I moved to America my son said that my name would translate to Something bad.

So I changed it to Algo MΓ‘s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeye_drake21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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What do you call it when a transgender interpreter is late to work?

Translate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PO5IT1VE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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We got a 3 yo dad in our house

My 3 year old brother came up to me (and everyone else in the house several times each) to tell a joke he made up (translated from Turkish but works in English anyway).

3yo: Do you need to go to the bathroom (a question we ask him frequently)?

Me: No

3yo: Are you sure?

Me: Yes?

3yo: Oh, hi Sure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akc1999
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vibrating3rdLeg
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A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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