If you're thinking about working in a prison library, it's important to consider the prose and cons.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawlingstones
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2016
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I'd like to see a lighthearted TV show called Prose and Cons- about the struggles of a poetry club in a prison.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tofflemire_dds
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What do you call people who get paid to read and write simple stories?

Prose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreatedPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I work as a librarian in a prison

The job has its prose and cons.

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They started a poetry class at the local prison...

But I don't know how I feel about it... There are prose and cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Why was the bad poet the best at taking role in prison?

Because when they have no prose all they can do is list cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Devious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Did you hear about the prisons new creative writing department?

Prose and Cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreeFittyy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?

Because the prose outweigh the cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjo_kes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison.

Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.

It's called, "Prose and Cons".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.

There's lots of prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumFunnyOne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Book and a bullet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeroOne_01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately

It has its prose and Khans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AriDamal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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I can't decide whether to join the Bard's College or the Thieves Guild

I'll just have to weigh the prose and the cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Which is heavier, the collected works of Shakespeare or a prison full of inmates?

The prose outweighs the cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleleemusic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I just went to a jail poetry slam...

...it was called Prose and Cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lytical
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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The rhyming gardner is starting a new business

He calls it Prose before Hose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?

He was dissed by the prose at a rave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Did you hear about the author who was revealed to be a fraud after he died?

His life had its prose and cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If you're going to steal some poetry, what should you consider?

The prose and cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelots
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I wanted to start a creative writing class at a prison but my wife suggested we talk about it first.

We needed to discuss the prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I think there should be a summer reading program for kids urging them to read before going outside to play in the water. It could be called...

"Prose Before Hose"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditor_PC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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I read an article about finding the Titanic a few years ago, sunken in the ocean...

The depths of the prose were hard to fathom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why was the amateur poet disqualified from the writing contest?

The contest was for prose only.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danwvining
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Original puns

Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.

I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/briandherbert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?

It's called Prose and Cons.

Sorry. I'll just get me coat...

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If you do your writing on an Apple device...

...you end up writing MacBook Prose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Thinking of writing a book...

It'd be about a group of convicts who begin reading and writing poetry and I'd call the book 'Prose and Cons'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindedtrickster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What's the difference between a group of journalists and an amateur poetry contest?

One has more prose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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β€œDo you enjoy writing about famous prisoners in history?”

β€œIt has its prose and cons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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A poet decided to change his job

His friend told him to consider the prose and cons first

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGold14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Did you hear they're shutting down the prison library?

Apparently the prose outweighed the cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threeninjas
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2016
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I’m thinking of opening up a workshop for Romany travellers to express themselves through poetry

It’ll be called Gyp-Prose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad_muso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What did the boyfriend say after his girlfriend told him to stop reading and come to bed?

Prose before hoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
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Dadjoked the gf, felt kind of bad after

I said "Did you hear about the new program they're doing in jails where they're letting prisoners read inspirational speeches and putting them up on Youtube?"

"Really? That's great!" She said, getting more excited than I wanted her to be before I replied:

"Yeah, they're calling it Prose and Cons."

She wasn't very happy about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rojomi5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2014
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I started a literary criticism group at the local prison

It's called "Prose and Cons"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desleaunoi
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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I recently read a crime novel. It was alright.

It had prose and cons

Credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlasticSoul1297
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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I just got a new job at a prison library.

It has its prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I just got a new job at a prison library.

It has its prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonts26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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I just got a new job at a prison library...

It has its prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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