If you're thinking about working in a prison library, it's important to consider the prose and cons.
I'd like to see a lighthearted TV show called Prose and Cons- about the struggles of a poetry club in a prison.
What do you call people who get paid to read and write simple stories?
I work as a librarian in a prison
The job has its prose and cons.
They started a poetry class at the local prison...
But I don't know how I feel about it... There are prose and cons
Why was the bad poet the best at taking role in prison?
Because when they have no prose all they can do is list cons.
Did you hear about the prisons new creative writing department?
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison.
Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.
There's lots of prose and cons.
I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately
It has its prose and Khans
I can't decide whether to join the Bard's College or the Thieves Guild
I'll just have to weigh the prose and the cons.
Which is heavier, the collected works of Shakespeare or a prison full of inmates?
The prose outweighs the cons.
I just went to a jail poetry slam...
...it was called Prose and Cons.
The rhyming gardner is starting a new business
He calls it Prose before Hose
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
Did you hear about the author who was revealed to be a fraud after he died?
His life had its prose and cons
If you're going to steal some poetry, what should you consider?
I wanted to start a creative writing class at a prison but my wife suggested we talk about it first.
We needed to discuss the prose and cons.
I think there should be a summer reading program for kids urging them to read before going outside to play in the water. It could be called...
I read an article about finding the Titanic a few years ago, sunken in the ocean...
The depths of the prose were hard to fathom!
Why was the amateur poet disqualified from the writing contest?
The contest was for prose only.
Original puns
Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.
I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.
Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?
It's called Prose and Cons.
Sorry. I'll just get me coat...
If you do your writing on an Apple device...
...you end up writing MacBook Prose.
Thinking of writing a book...
It'd be about a group of convicts who begin reading and writing poetry and I'd call the book 'Prose and Cons'.
What's the difference between a group of journalists and an amateur poetry contest?
“Do you enjoy writing about famous prisoners in history?”
“It has its prose and cons.”
A poet decided to change his job
His friend told him to consider the prose and cons first
Did you hear they're shutting down the prison library?
Apparently the prose outweighed the cons.
I’m thinking of opening up a workshop for Romany travellers to express themselves through poetry
It’ll be called Gyp-Prose
What did the boyfriend say after his girlfriend told him to stop reading and come to bed?
Dadjoked the gf, felt kind of bad after
I said "Did you hear about the new program they're doing in jails where they're letting prisoners read inspirational speeches and putting them up on Youtube?"
"Really? That's great!" She said, getting more excited than I wanted her to be before I replied:
"Yeah, they're calling it Prose and Cons."
She wasn't very happy about it.
I started a literary criticism group at the local prison
It's called "Prose and Cons"
I recently read a crime novel. It was alright.
It had prose and cons
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I just got a new job at a prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
I just got a new job at a prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
I just got a new job at a prison library...
It has its prose and cons.
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