Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."
Try this :
I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Iβm writing a song about how much I love seesaws.
Itβs called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I like writing my name in cursive.
Itβs my signature move.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I'm writing about all the things I should do before I die
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I've been writing a series of books about decibels...
I'm currently on volume 5
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What type of writing makes everyone laugh?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I recently started writing a mystery novel....
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Me: Officer, why are you crying while writing me a ticket?
Cop: Itβs such a moving violation.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes
It's only a draft at the moment
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Over here writing my memeoir
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I saw a wooden post with writing on it today.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?
The penultimate, ultimate pen.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?
Because it had received a ghost card
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︎ Sep 10 2020
A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:
What does the mean mean mean?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it didn't work.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Iβm writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.
I call it βBailamostβ.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What is a witch's favorite method of writing
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︎ Jul 11 2020
school has really reminded me of english classes and writing a bunch of these
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︎ May 25 2020
A bit startled, I asked, "Officer, why are you crying while writing me my ticket?β He sighed...
"Itβs a moving violation!"
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Dry beef has terrible hand writing.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I've been stuck in lock down so long I've started writing myself letters
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I finished writing my tortilla joke
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︎ May 02 2020
I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Iβve been writing a book on weight loss.
I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
When writing in German, is the word for sausage capitalised or not?
Itβs a wurst case scenario.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
After 10 years of writing, I finally finished my novel, Chronology.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I just finished writing a book on penguins
Now that I think about it, it wouldβve been easier if I just wrote in on paper
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Pun writing discord server?
Hi! Does anyone know if there are any discord servers specifically for writing wordplay or puns?
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︎ May 04 2020
I am currently writing an introduction to a novel about a young man trying to find his former partner.
I guess it's an ex-position.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Writing a book about a baby born in the sea...
The title is "From C-word to sea world"
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︎ Jun 10 2020
What state has the most people addicted to writing?
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︎ May 25 2020
What do you guys think about writing on paper?
Because I think it's pretty tearable
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︎ May 23 2020
βOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?β
Cop: itβs a .....moving violation.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
βOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?β
Cop: Yes. Itβs quite a moving violation.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
βOfficer, are you crying while you are writing me a ticket?β
Cop: Itβs a...moving violation.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
βOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?β
Cop: Yes. Itβs quite.....a moving violation.
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