I've just finished writing a book about using stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.
So, I gave her 2 pictures.
What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?
Non-binary people will be able to understand it.
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...
It's only a draft at the moment.
What type of writing is "The Raven?"
What was Ozzy Osborne’s inspiration for writing the song Crazy Train?
Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."
Try this :
I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
Was checking my son's essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word 'hll'. So I told him to never forget...
I like writing my name in cursive.
I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.
It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.
I'm writing about all the things I should do before I die
What type of writing makes everyone laugh?
I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.
I'm calling it Cling Rap.
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
I've been writing a series of books about decibels...
I'm currently on volume 5
“Officer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”
Cop: it’s a .....moving violation.
I recently started writing a mystery novel....
We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-
I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices
[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
Over here writing my memeoir
What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?
The penultimate, ultimate pen.
I saw a wooden post with writing on it today.
Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?
Because it had received a ghost card
I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it didn't work.
A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:
What does the mean mean mean?
Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.
What is a witch's favorite method of writing
school has really reminded me of english classes and writing a bunch of these
I’m writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.
I finished writing my tortilla joke
Dry beef has terrible hand writing.
I’ve been writing a book on weight loss.
I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.
A bit startled, I asked, "Officer, why are you crying while writing me my ticket?” He sighed...
"It’s a moving violation!"
I've been stuck in lock down so long I've started writing myself letters
I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?
I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
Me: Officer, why are you crying while writing me a ticket?
Cop: It’s such a moving violation.
I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes
It's only a draft at the moment
“Officer, are you crying while you are writing me a ticket?”
Cop: It’s a...moving violation.
“Officer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”
Cop: Yes. It’s quite a moving violation.
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