What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with β€œunt”?

Aunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

You get them VERY ANGRY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sisrael81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?

Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colevanders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?

The rest were not E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it

Post office

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzecian007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet

I just don't know why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastelnd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

He likes the "r", but he loves the "c"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassOrchidBlades
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?

Just look at that escargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What has four letters?

That’s all. I was just letting you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metapede
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...

She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/User1N23456
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.

But nothing tops a cheese pizza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAnIdea3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?

β€˜B’, because it makes oil boil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What’s the coolest letter?

β€œB” cause it’s surrounded by A/C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TugBoatAugust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What’s a clones favorite letter?

W

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonFormula27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get really upset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaggaSwagger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?

Spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
  1. There's no L!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.

I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What's a pirates least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.

If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"

I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language

I don’t know why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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How does a vampire start a letter?

Tomb it may concern …

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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At first there were only 25 letters

No one knew why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PokeCoyote10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What letter holds the most water?

C.

(My eight-year-old just told me this and got me.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossumcapek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What's a pirates favourite letter ?

'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?

Because the bartender keeps saying, β€œCan I get U anything?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zjunkmale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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When Ludwig van Beethoven died, he left a letter in his will...

...it was fΓΌr Elise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedy_Squid57
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What’s the pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Wait for it....

You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!

(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual

To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why couldn't the letter be delivered?

It was written on stationary paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Which food has a two letter name?

Candy.

Its name is made up of C and Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math355
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What is a sheep cloner's favorite letter?

Double ewe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitFartFerguson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I got into a Scrabble letter throwing fight...

It was all fun and games, until someone lost an i

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Because I want to know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car

Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"

I guess that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?

A vowel movement

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

You thought it was the arrrrgh, but it’s really the sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.

They always have a point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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If you rearrange the letters in post office

Your boss gets really mad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet

I don't know why!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A Car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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