What was Hitler's favorite letter?

Definitely Not-Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotAGodzillaFan
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What font do they use for the letter noodles in Alphabet Soup?

Times New Ramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
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Why is the letter A like a flower?

Because a β€œb” comes after it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
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Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?

Because he hated capitalism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
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No really, what is a pirate's favorite letter?

ARRRRRR??

No! It's the "C" Matey, it's the "C"!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jschultheiss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet..

I don't know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Green-Circles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, β€˜This isn’t for me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What’s long, strong, bendable and has the letters p, i, n, s, e?

Your spine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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I asked my kids if they could come up with a word that had 3 letters of the alphabet in a row?

They all said NOPE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
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I’m ashamed to say this, but I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don’t know Y (possible repost, but I don’t care)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlesfan196450
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baltinerdist
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What starts with e and only has one letter in jt

An envelope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koalaboi07
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The first letter of the sign of a derelict hotel fell off and killed a man.

He died of old H.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
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I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!

They were out of Control.

Luckily I found an Escape.

I got Home eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phelyan
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What had four letters,

Occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters but never has five letters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, β€œWhat’s the word on the street?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtosThunder
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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I remember that teacher asking me to name something that starts with the letter N that I was not very good at.

β€œSpelling”, I said.

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Is it hard to find a two letter pronoun that can be used to refer to oneself as an object?

Or is it just me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reeyou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..

..this isn't for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?

B, Because it comes between a and c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiderpickl
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What word has the most letters in it?

The post office.

(Courtesy of my 8 year olds).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spatula6554
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25

But I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Work4Bots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Who do baby crabs send letters to at Christmas?

Santa Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …

It's a gilt-E pleasure.

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My wife found out I cheated when she found all of the letters I'd been hiding

She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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What's the letter E's nickname?

Ey

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Two letters wanted to get married, but their parents wouldn't let them...

So they enveloped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thebenmix11
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I had so many rats for the science experiment, I had to assign them letters of the alphabet.

One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Clever-Idiot
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What letter is in a rush?

Urgen C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McEiring
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

One from their family.

Pirates are people too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

You think it's R, but actually it's the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePlayerReady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

You get them VERY ANGRY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sisrael81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

Spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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How many letters are in the English alphabet?

Because E.T. went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinit9
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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An actor was writing a letter when he changed from cursive to standard lettering mid-sentence.

He went completely off script.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poultrygeist79
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet

And I don’t know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marylime
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I just don’t know Y!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arrowedmisfit
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Which letter of the alphabet is the most curious?

Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

The C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don't know y

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get very angry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don’t know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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What is a Pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it's AARRRRR but it really be the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notwutiwantd
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