To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:
What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with “unt”?
What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
Me: I am terrified of random letters
Therapist: You are?
Me: [Screams in horror]
Therapist: Oh, I see
Me: [Screams intensify]
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
The password is password1. It requires letters AND numbers.
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
He likes the "r", but he loves the "c"!
What has four letters?
That’s all. I was just letting you know.
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.
But nothing tops a cheese pizza.
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
What’s the coolest letter?
“B” cause it’s surrounded by A/C.
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What’s a clones favorite letter?
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.
I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.
What do you call a German letter
What's a pirates least favourite letter?
Dear Sir,
this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"
I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
What letter holds the most water?
C.
(My eight-year-old just told me this and got me.)
At first there were only 25 letters
What's a pirates favourite letter ?
'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'
All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?
Because the bartender keeps saying, “Can I get U anything?”
When Ludwig van Beethoven died, he left a letter in his will...
What’s the pirate’s favorite letter?
You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
Wait for it....
You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!
(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)
Why couldn't the letter be delivered?
It was written on stationary paper.
I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual
To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
Which food has a two letter name?
Candy.
Its name is made up of C and Y
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
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