I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What do you call a letter that goes in the mail without postage?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_john_titor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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What do you call a woman who delivers mail?

Would she be a mailwoman or femailman?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmlrule
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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If you rearrange the letters in "Royal Mail"

They get extremely annoyed

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Why would prometheus make a good mail carrier?

He has alot of experience with de-livering.

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πŸ“…︎ May 01
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She asked the monk, "Is it okay for monks to use e-mail?"

"Yes, as long as there are no attachments."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkJedi224
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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My local government sent me some free, emergency toilet paper in the mail!

They called it a "Jury Summons."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Outgoing mail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanthomp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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[OC]Why don't Jedi and E-mails mix very well? youtube.com/watch?v=TXNFw…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHCIB-Channel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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404 β€œmail not found”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boy_Lil_Pickle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Does a Mail truck have more rights than a Fe-Mail truck?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fabled_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Can buddhists use e-mail?

Yes, but they can't use attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Usually I pick the Royal Mail as a deliverer for my purchases

It's because they do it door-tudor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L24D
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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My diabetic son's insulin delivery kit just came in the mail

He's pumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/like_and_umm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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what kind of mail does a witch carry her broom?

hex-press mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easiermarais
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I was sad to hear today that Mail Trucks are going extinct.

There aren't enough Femail Trucks to sustain the population.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I received this joke in the mail and now I'm sending it out to you guys.

It's a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuroha_zone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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mail child
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassieenadriaan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Mail police
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaJiho
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?"

"Jenny"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhil48
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Me: I got a notice in the mail that something is wrong with my vehicle.

Friend: Did you get it fixed?

Me: No

Friend: Why not?

Me: I don't recall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fujiinki
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My girlfriend tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HemperorSean
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My dad's a doctor, and we got this in the mail a couple days ago.
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Where do ghosts pick up their mail?

At the ghost office.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdgasm12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Every time the mail gets delivered, I break down crying.

I really should speak to a therapist about my post-traumatic stress disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FederalX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Someone sent me a chainsaw in the mail today.

Shit. Now I have to send a saw to 5 other people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I saw a mail truck pulled over today on the way home.

He must of been really hauling the mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzybuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I slid my dad the mail.

He said I was really pushing the envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Someone sent me an e-mail saying Google Maps can read maps backwards

It’s obviously spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homeless_Hamster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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β€œDad, I heard that the only way you guys could communicate with each other when you were young was landlines and snail mail.”

Dad: No, you better get your fax straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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After being warned to protect my new phone, I finally got my protection in the mail today. They sent me one meant for a teen girl with bieber on it. I still will use it until i can replace it to protect my phone.

Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I'd like my first born child to be mail

I'll keep you posted on the outcome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I asked Google to find me pictures of pregnant mail carriers...

And boy, did it deliver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gatchamaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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You've got to be mail to wear these...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magic_Milkman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Postmen only give out two types of mail,

Mail and feemail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordlewis6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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God Answers Knee Mails
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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I like receiving parcels in the mail.

You could say I'm partial to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I got a block of iron in the mail

I guess you can say I finally have a fe mail in my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Wife: Just heard the mail truck go by

Me: Did you just assume it’s gender?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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What do you call a pair of undies that was lost in the mail?

A late bloomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanggTwin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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As a mail processor, my father was very innovative in his profession.

He really pushed the envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hibdob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Don't Accept e-mails From Hormel Foods

It could be SPAM (Credit to u/Hayek_Hiker )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telakyn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Spam "Junk Mail" Musubi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Does femail fraud carry the same sentences as mail fraud, or is it about 80% of the time sentenced?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What do call it when you send a watermelon in the mail?

Post Melon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0ajh10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I told my Russian mail-order bride about my 304.8mm fetish

She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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What do you call someone who mails mortgage statements?

Post Malone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Dad texted me to let me know I got mail...

Dad: I have an [your job] envelope for you.

Me: Can you open it and tell me what it is?

Dad: Sure.

(two minutes later)

Dad: It's still an envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w0nd3rk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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Some say the post office is a very mail dominated workplace...

..But if a woman wants to work there i say letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gronnybons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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My professor said I could mail in my essay.

But he would only give me parcel credit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you call iron in the mail?

Fe-mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty-cop116
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Why did the applicant mail a ruler to the company a week before the interview?

He was trying to get 30.48 cm in the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bugbrain_04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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A mother is opening the mail at home one night. She began adamantly reminding him they were out of baby powder as she’s tearing into their bank statement. When she sees it, she marches to the father sitting in his chair and says β€œWhat is this $730.88 spent at the Treasure Chest, Donny?!”

All he said was β€œI don’t know what you’re talcum β€˜bout.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mathis730
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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I received hate mail today wishing I fell down a well

It was signed β€˜From a well-wisher’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teacob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I'm a mail man and one of my customers told me this one today

He and his kids approached me while I was delivering

Dad: Excuse me sir can I ask you something? Me: Sure man what's up? D: We were just wondering if that is a mail truck or a female truck?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alevin192
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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What is Forrest Gump's e-mail password?

1forrest1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pb609
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Our mail keeps getting delivered to the wrong address, unit 200B instead of unit 200A

It must be a complex issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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The daddest way to answer gamer hate mail.

After salty gamer loses to dad in game, salty gamer loses to dad in chat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayish
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2016
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I said to my dad yesterday, "That doesn't look like our mail person."

My dad says, "That's because it's a female person."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YooHoss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2015
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My Wife: β€œDid you see your mail?”

Me: β€œYes. Every time I pee”

(This literally just happened. My Dad almost fell to the floor with laughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreT_NY
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Got this card in the mail on my birthday. He even included a UPC code. imgur.com/a/DoFtF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrbachrach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2013
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E-mail I just received from my dad: Rare photo of Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seewhatyadidthere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Happy Pi Day, everybody! You know what I like to get in the mail on Pi Day?

Circulars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawn317
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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If I pay postage for mail...

...Does that make it fee mail?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsagiMimi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Dad hands my brother his unopened mail saying there's a check in the top one.

Sure enough, he opens it and a check comes out.

> Bro: How did he know?

> Me: I bet he checked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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Did you hear about the mailman who was taking the mail, coating it in patΓ©, and sticking it in his underpants?

... It was undie livered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankleberry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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Wife: Honey where are the mail keys?

Me: I don't know, probably ran off with the female keys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goopersan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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Would an iron maiden be a fe-mail?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/synapticimpact
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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People should call replying to an E-Mail, ReMailing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XraftcoHD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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My wife grabbed my butt this morning as she went out the door announcing, "I'll be back, I'm going to check the mail."

"I think you already did!" I replied.

Does it count if my little kids didn't get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanman1975
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Wife asked if I brought in the mail.

I said yes, but the female is still sitting on the curb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djbfunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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Looking at a female mail carrier

Me: I've been noticing a lot of mail-ladies recently. Dad: Male-lady? Isn't the correct term transgender?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minikakes
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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My Shake Weight came in the mail today!

Boy, was that a mess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopo27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2011
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Inspired by the "Otherwise" post, I just got these in the mail today

Inspired by this post

I ordered 100 of these and keep one in my pocket at all times now: http://i.imgur.com/fDFtpL5.jpg

Also, if you're in the Washington DC area, I'd be happy to spread the love. Happy dadjoking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick123pig
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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My wife sent me a picture of a package we got in the mail...

My three month old daughter was in the background so I asked her if the baby added a lot for shipping.

She said no, but it took a long time to arrive because it shipped from vachina.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViewtifulGary89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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After watching my dad listen to a very long voice mail from my mother

Me: What'd she say?

Dad: You want the long version or the short version?

Me: Short version.

Dad: Nothing.

Me: Ok the long version.

Dad: Nothing much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_how_it_be
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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So my brother got a ping pong robot in the mail...

...and my 13 year old sister has a couple friends over, one of them asks him "so, did your thingy come yet?"

Cue Dad - "Yeah! He's been playing with it all afternoon, too!"

Instant eruption of 13 year old laughter.

Dads, corrupting young minds since 2013.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerpyDash13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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Asked my wife to see if her paycheck had come in the mail.

She said ok I'll "check". Damn I married a winner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuttledock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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My dad sent me something in the mail and included this message.

http://i.imgur.com/9aj1lmg.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlutRapunzel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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Wow dad! That is a big mail truck.

Yes son, the males are usually larger than the females.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moarwatermelons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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A discussion I had with a woman over E-mail, Ripe with dad jokes.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendofDragoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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