If you have something urgent to say to your magician friend who you can only communicate with via mail...

You better use a Penn & Teller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rustyironbuckets
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!

It's Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamREBELoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?

It’s called β€œS Cargo”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blizzardwizard88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.

He can't just comprehend what attachments are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkdtezpur88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My mail man just had a sex change operation.

I guess I should call him a post man now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why did the German mail man deliver an envelope to the Polish neighbour?

Because he was in Reichweite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aremathick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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We ordered some mail-order chickens a few months ago. Today, one of my housemates said it's looking like one of them is turning out to be a rooster.

I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"

This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlitterCritter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Just got my new custom Billfold in the mail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenbean4711
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatchitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?

Because it's Holey Armor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you call someone who can talk to the mail?

A parceltongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyrion_Lannister
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?

Chain mail!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoticgood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Someone told me that women shouldn't deliver the mail

I say we letter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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The US Postal Service doesn't have enough machines to differentiate the mail.

They're all out of sorts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Dad, I checked. There was no mail today.

Dad: Any female?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteelerSuperFan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How does a skeleton receive mail?

Posthumously!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superfuzzypotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.

It’s Spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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If you rearrange the letters in "Royal Mail"

They get extremely annoyed

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call a woman who delivers mail?

Would she be a mailwoman or femailman?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmlrule
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call a letter that goes in the mail without postage?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_john_titor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why did you keep working for mail service when everyone was isolating?

It's not the money, it's about the message.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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404 β€œmail not found”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boy_Lil_Pickle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why would prometheus make a good mail carrier?

He has alot of experience with de-livering.

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Outgoing mail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanthomp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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[OC]Why don't Jedi and E-mails mix very well? youtube.com/watch?v=TXNFw…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHCIB-Channel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Does a Mail truck have more rights than a Fe-Mail truck?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fabled_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My local government sent me some free, emergency toilet paper in the mail!

They called it a "Jury Summons."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Can buddhists use e-mail?

Yes, but they can't use attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My diabetic son's insulin delivery kit just came in the mail

He's pumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/like_and_umm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Usually I pick the Royal Mail as a deliverer for my purchases

It's because they do it door-tudor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L24D
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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mail child
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassieenadriaan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Mail police
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaJiho
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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what kind of mail does a witch carry her broom?

hex-press mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easiermarais
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I was sad to hear today that Mail Trucks are going extinct.

There aren't enough Femail Trucks to sustain the population.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I received this joke in the mail and now I'm sending it out to you guys.

It's a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuroha_zone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My girlfriend tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HemperorSean
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My dad's a doctor, and we got this in the mail a couple days ago.
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Me: I got a notice in the mail that something is wrong with my vehicle.

Friend: Did you get it fixed?

Me: No

Friend: Why not?

Me: I don't recall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fujiinki
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Every time the mail gets delivered, I break down crying.

I really should speak to a therapist about my post-traumatic stress disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FederalX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

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I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?"

"Jenny"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhil48
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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