25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.
The Buddha struggled with sending emails
He was always leaving his attachments behind.
You shouldn’t take a lawyer’s advice over emails
Because that would be
E-legal.
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
My 8yr old nephew got his first "grownup" email address....
My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO
Who is the patron saint of email?
Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?
I received an email today from the owner of a German sausage processing plant, he said I could have it for only 1000€
I agreed and wired him the money. What’s the wurst that could happen?
Whats Forrest Gumps Email password ?
Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I don’t get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
WARNING!!! Do NOT open any email(s) from Hormel Foods...
PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.
It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home
Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
I delete all emails that start with “Hi There”...
I wonder who is There and why do I keep getting his emails!
How do you send warships via email?
My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
If you get an email about canned ham contaminated with COVID-19...
The Queen has never successfully sent an email...
... because she put's the intended recipient in the box marked "Subject".
The media are now only using email to transfer information
They don’t care about fax anymore
When sending files through email to my students I never send more than one per email
Soo they don't get two attached
Son: Is it ok for a monk to use email?
Dad: Yes, so long as there are no Attachments.
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
The Office sent out an automated message to all the junk emails that they were getting
Dunder Mifflin this is spam
Chuck Norris' email address:
What do you call it when a reptile cannot work his email?
How do you start an email in Saudi Arabia?
Dont know if you've all heard, but there's been an email going around about canned meats. Whatever you do, do NOT open it...
They wanted us to use email at work, but I couldn't
I guess I'm just a Slacker.
The email I wish I'd sent.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...
Don't open it, It's just spam
The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me to ask whether I got their email. I said no.
They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”
My dad forwarded me an email of his top 10 favorite puns, and asked if any of them made me laugh...
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
Got sent an email at work today saying the printer had broken down and so someone may have to come out to it.
I tried, and it was flattered, but it just wasn't interested in humans.
Why don’t you email crows?
There's an email going around..
... offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can. If you get this email, don't open it. It's spam.
What is Forrest Gump's email password ?
If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat. Don't open it.
Why can’t you email a photo to a jedi
because attachments are forbidden
If you get an email about pork salt and fat, don't open it.
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought
Why can't you email a document to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden.
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....
What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
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