My 8yr old nephew got his first "grownup" email address....

My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyfistofjustice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Chuck Norris' email address:

Gmail@chucknorris.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to β€œYler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.

Because he Missed-A-T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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In a way, I kind of feel bad for the corona virus.

At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ty1erWard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Dad joke upon checkout in retail

Store clerk: Can I get an email address?

Me: Sure! Go to gmail.com and click β€œregister.” You can make up pretty much anything you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennethPowersIII
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Dadjoked at the office yesterday

Received an email that was copied to about half the company notifying everyone of a package that was returned and undeliverable. It was addressed to a Ms. Bargo.

Without even thinking, I replied all asking if her first initial was 'M,' as an 'M. Bargo' would very likely be the reason for a shipping issue.

Went waaaaaay over the sender's head. Heard it being contemplated and explained over on the other side of the office.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdrach85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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Within less than 24 hours of becoming a Dad...

Friend became a father. He has recently moved house. My wife went crazy and bought baby clothes.
I sent him an email that said "Wifey has gone mad. What's your new address?".
His reply "We don't want her."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finackles
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2015
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I dadjoke customers a lot.

I work retail and we have a loyalty program that requires an email address.

Every time someone gives me an email with a number at the end (ex: your.name91@internet.com) I ask if the first 90 were already taken.

I'm the only one who laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolsiphur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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