Email address Puns

My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO

Gmail@chucknorris.com

Because he Missed-A-T.

At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first

Store clerk: Can I get an email address?

Me: Sure! Go to gmail.com and click “register.” You can make up pretty much anything you want.

Received an email that was copied to about half the company notifying everyone of a package that was returned and undeliverable. It was addressed to a Ms. Bargo.

Without even thinking, I replied all asking if her first initial was 'M,' as an 'M. Bargo' would very likely be the reason for a shipping issue.

Went waaaaaay over the sender's head. Heard it being contemplated and explained over on the other side of the office.

Friend became a father. He has recently moved house. My wife went crazy and bought baby clothes.
I sent him an email that said "Wifey has gone mad. What's your new address?".
His reply "We don't want her."

I work retail and we have a loyalty program that requires an email address.

Every time someone gives me an email with a number at the end (ex: your.name91@internet.com) I ask if the first 90 were already taken.

I'm the only one who laughs.