I was right. I was playing the B-side.
But I love their greatest hits.
...."You're right. I should have weighed it for you."
Would that be a Guinness Guinness record?
I left my personal pizza in the oven for too long.
That's a social list.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
Or will he only make Live albums?
Impressive feet!
"He just raised the bar."
It was time consuming
But he couldn't bring himself to produce an album for No 'Kraut.
Itβs held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.
He cos ΞΈ it.
He replied, "I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
He asks the assistant βDo you have βEuropean Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.β
βCertainly,β replies the assistant. βWould you like to listen before you buy it?β
"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.
He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, βI'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?β
The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.
Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.
The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.
"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"
The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."
In the Ark Hives!
It would be nice if it played forward too.
No, he's a man without convictions.
I know I sound like a broken record, but...
I know I sound like a broken record, but...
I know I sound like a broken record, but...
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that heβs cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. Sheβs puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
Because the houses he leaves, are structurally in-caw-wrecked
People say Iβm like a broken record
It was his vinyl request.
Close, but no Seger.
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isnβt flooded...
Meowvalous
He only lives a stone's throw away
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patientβs record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkeyβs health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldnβt possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
Roxanne...
Edit-spelling
It was his vinyl resting place
I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.
For the Worldβs Youngest Human Being.
I think sheβs planning to watch the highlights later.
The man replies, "No, but I've got a sting album."
It might be stupid, but it's a perfect 5/7, wood repost again.
To be sure. Iβll let myself out.....
I think I might have broken it!
But it didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
But I love their greatest hits!
In the ark hives
But I love their Greatest hits !
But I love their greatest hits!
People say Iβm like a broken record...
People say Iβm like a broken record...
