Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deejay22998
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Wait wait, they've got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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[REQUEST] I'll get straight to the point, I need a knife pun

As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.

Any help would be appreciated!

Knife to be here in this community

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverpls599
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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I was having an argument with my wife and she said I had a point

I didn't realise we were meant to keep score

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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β€ͺAt one point, I had so much acne on my face, that a blind person mistook my right cheek for braille.‬

β€ͺI was so embarrassed. Boy, was my face read‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChickenNecks
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with your point of view..

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!”

The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Truly a man of many points
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poisonouslungs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I hope you got the point of this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickyBoy537
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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News: 1 man dead after being held hostage at gun point today

"You think these people would learn to stop hanging out at gun point already"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Grammer on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Hisss got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/faix_pass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Captain America got point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamsdhere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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*Points at laptop*

That's not-e-book

>!Not a book!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckieNerd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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I never really understood the point of inside jokes

They work just fine outside as well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NamasteFC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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thats a fair point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ftejadal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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He's got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayub440
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...

She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"

I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".

The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryChopper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger at him alarmingly and yells "HEY!"

The horse replies "You read my mind buddy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durkin_Around
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What’s the highest point in a geologist’s career?

When they hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pakigod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Pun on point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielthygreat
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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No, no...he's got a point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandondsantos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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He makes a power point.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!

It was a relief when I found it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerialMasticator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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She's got a good point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Montelion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I see your point when it comes to dotting your i’s...

But crossing your t’s is where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What is the point of a propeller on a plane?

To keep the pilot cool. Once it stops you will see him start to sweat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men will suffer from diarrhea at some point in their lives...

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Dad (points at my foot): your sock has a hole in it!

Me (checking my sock): no it doesn’t!

Dad: well, how did you get your foot in?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fretlessbayouboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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He has a valid point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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β€ͺAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:

Not all heroes snare crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atruthtellingliar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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[true story] Dad and daughter trimming the Christmas tree with tinselβ€” DAD (points to empty spot on tree and says to daughter): β€œLittle more on here.” DAUGHTER (storms off crying)...

...”MOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call a sharp dot who points out directions for blind people

A pointy point who has no point in pointing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casecracker108
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Almost every button has dealt with depression at some point in their lives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.

I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My dad is in his 70s and still makes Dadjokes on point.

The family is driving down the highway, coming home from dinner. We pass road signs near the exit, one titled: "ADULT SUPERSTORE"

After a brief moment of silence, my dad says casually, "Going to keep driving, we've got enough adults in the car with the 4 of us in here."

I'm still chuckling today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris4aker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Can this pun be any more on β€˜point’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rowena1371
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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He has a valid point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I'd like to point out that r/dadjokes is about 100 subs away from 2 million

My father told me a million times

Never to exaggerate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My dad and I are walking around Munich and I point out all the construction.

True story, he says, β€œThe crane business must be booming.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatranger974
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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For Internet points, I will re-post any and all pictures of Indian dishes

I'm a korma whore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thereisonlyoneme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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The sweetest thing you can do for your partner is lose a tennis match to them by not scoring a single point.

That’s love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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People who think semi-colons & commas are the same, are missing the point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cactuscrash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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When making a talking point, always multiply length by width by height...

...it speaks volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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At some point in time, someone probably traded sex for an education.

Or in other words, prosti-tuition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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There was a point in my life where I was addicted to all kinds of soap

But I'm clean now, though.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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At any point in time the urge to sing *’A Lion Sleeps Tonight’* is just a....

Whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItshaPrawn1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I'd like to illustrate two important points

. .

Thank you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggyuc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Did you hear about the flower seller who got held up at gun point...

... he was a petrified florist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I just don't understand the point of these...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_THIS_NUMBERS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Pizza Hut is on point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Love-Lobster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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We were driving by a parking lot full of cars. Dad points and says...

That's a lot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SillyDaddy89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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More and more people are sticking cheese on the tips of their fingers. Jane, who puts Camembert on her index finger, is a casein point.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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If you’re trying to get your point across about something, try adjusting the decibel level of your voice up and down while talking.

It will speak volumes to people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What's the point of a Narwhal's horn?

The tip of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Punniest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), β€œlook Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, β€œno, it’s a bagel.” β€œWhy is it a bagel?” β€œBecause it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahonriWY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What’s a cat’s favorite point on a graph?

The purrtex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waffle8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Coworker wanted to put an access point in his garage so he could get Wi-Fi at his firepit...

I guess he wanted to turn his firepit into a hotspot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shutter_87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Point taken imgur.com/CuUHFKD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Might_guy_saitama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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At what point is it appropriate to start telling dad jokes?

When it becomes apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pconling
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowfax1138
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DepletedGeranium
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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We all get sidetracked at some point

Because we lose our train of thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChagiFan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I don’t get the point of using dull knives
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I watched Back to the Future over and over, and I finally understand the point of the movie...

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solest044
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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My family drove past the highest point in Florida on our way to the beach...

The trip was all downhill from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daniel_Day_Tiger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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I don't c the point in alaphabet jokes but, a I guess u got to give m a chance

this joke is so bad that it deserves an f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I'm at the point where PM meals should not be referred to as supper or dinner, but more of a Family Meating.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJellyTruck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Why did the weightlifter start losing IQ points?

Because he kept hanging out with dumbbells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticSunset7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Every garbage day, my dad points at the bin, pokes me on the chest and yells,..

β€œYou wanna take this outside?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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For most mountains, being tall is the point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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If flat earthers decided to walk the earth to prove their point, they’d come around. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomayto_tomaahto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Driving with my son and we pass a farm. I point out the flock of cows. He turns to me and says "Dad it's a herd of cows"

Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefdumbdumb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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At any given point, the urge to sing β€˜In the Jungle’ is just a whim away...

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeaners7n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Every dad at some point. Wife: Don’t let me forget to put clothes in the dryer in an hour. Me: Don’t forget to put clothes in the dryer in an hour. Wife: Killer death stare
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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If I could have your attention to point something out.

points at something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supersombreroman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Everyone should try tying their partner up at some point in the relationship.

It's a great bonding experience!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InDaRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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She's got a good point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpenSourcePro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What's the point of a spear?

It's that part at the tip of the shaft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oy-Law
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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*points to graveyard* see that graveyard? Its very popular...

People are dying to get in it.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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I don't see the point in circular shapes

Nevermind, found it! Its at the tip of the sphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue-Faces
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!”

The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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