I know a handful of jokes in sign language.

I guarantee no one has ever heard them!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/superpie5
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My wife said I have no sense of direction

I was like where did that come from.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vishalbharadwaj21
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The Vietnamese restaurant was very rude about the long line they had tonight...

...it was a big PhแปŸ queue.

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Amiel
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Roman_Briggs
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Bill Gates is clapping slowly.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stephansbrick
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A conversation with my 11 year old this morning...

Son: Dad, there's a hole in your t-shirt. Me: I know, it's my religious t-shirt. Son: gives me a blank look Me: It's holy!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DarthCoffeeBean
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What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?

A slowpoke!

*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here

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I don't trust people who do acupuncture

They're all back stabbers

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mandoras-box
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Driving with my son and we pass a farm. I point out the flock of cows. He turns to me and says "Dad it's a herd of cows"

Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chefdumbdumb
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Used a dad joke on my dad

He was sharpening a pencil with his pocket knife but kept cutting the end off. "Dad if you keep this up its just going to be pointless."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tonsofpunsarefun
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Last weekend, I went on vacation to a leather working-themed resort.

It was awl-inclusive.

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What sperates a dad joke from other jokes?

...It's all in the delivery.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dalek2093
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Aurikidink
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Interlingual puns are fun. For example, in Wenzhounese, tomatoes are called "faka."
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Luyidraws
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Sorry to ask about another, but is this a repost?

http://imgur.com/5Hnpp8W

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hamlet_d
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Arthur's dad is kind of a dick. (xpost from /r/funny)
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My dad's proudest moment

I was on a road trip with him and we were leaving Rapid City, SD, when we saw a billboard that said "Cowboy Pancakes: 99ยข"

He turns to me and says, "Cowboy Pancakes? They must serve those with maple stirrup"

He proceeded to laugh really hard and beat his steering wheel.

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