A list of puns related to "Sharpened"
You're pointless.
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
Pointless
I said βI was just trying to make a pointβ.
a steak
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
And start calling them βpencil shortenersβ. Weβll see how long my family can take it
It was full of useful pointers.
I donβt see the point.
Itβs very dull at the beginning.
So you always get the point!
The lumberjack responded, βAnd you will dialogue.β
Forget about it....it's pointless!
My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, βOh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!β
To which I responded, βMeatier than what? Campbellβs Chunky Soup?β
Just to make a point
There's no point.
Thanks, I sharpened it.
I got some great shavings.
He is very whet-y.
I really need to hone them.
What's the point?
When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.
I lost the point
I just donβt see the point in it.
Pennsylvania
...and my wife asked, "hows your knife sharpening going?"
"I think I made my point," I replied.
Dad: What do you need it for, Hungry?
Hungry holds up a broken pencil
Dad: Well, I don't see the point.
There's just no point.
The eraser replied "you have a point."
-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.
[Mom, dad, SO, I eating Chinese food before Billy Joel concert]
[Finishing up, dad notices bunch of fortune cookies left in the box to be thrown out]
Dad: "You gonna throw all these away?"
Mom: "...are you gonna eat all of them?"
Me: "No reason to throw them out, they're worth a fortune.........."
.......It sounded much better before I typed it all out, I hope it comes across as good as it did that night.
...when I asked him why he said because of his age he didn't really see the point.
A lot of people thought it was great, but I didn't see the point.
As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
When he got home I asked him what he thought of the session. He says "the material was incredibly dull, and there was no point in the end."
A not sharpened pencil is pretty pointless
Because they're stationary.
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