A list of puns related to "Knife sharpening"
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, “Oh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”
To which I responded, “Meatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”
When he got home I asked him what he thought of the session. He says "the material was incredibly dull, and there was no point in the end."
There's just no point.
He was sharpening a pencil with his pocket knife but kept cutting the end off. "Dad if you keep this up its just going to be pointless."
...and my wife asked, "hows your knife sharpening going?"
"I think I made my point," I replied.
She was sharpening a pencil with an exacto knife and I asked her why she didn't use a sharperner.
"Because its more exacto"
Sigh....
I asked my dad where the whetstone was. He asked to see what I wanted sharpened. I handed him my knife, he looks at it and tells me, "you don't want this knife. A dull knife is pointless!"
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