Ballpoint Pen Puns

A list of puns related to "Ballpoint Pen"

Why was the man frustrated at the ballpoint pens sorted in columns?

Because he preferred things arranged by row.

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👤︎ u/RNGJesus69
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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How do you know ballpoint pens aren't virgins?

Because their tips have never been felt!

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👤︎ u/Slappytitz
📅︎ Feb 25 2016
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Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?

It writes lots of other words too.

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👤︎ u/easy_being_green
📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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