Why was the man frustrated at the ballpoint pens sorted in columns?
Because he preferred things arranged by row.
I've been attempting to attach a bell to my ballpoint...
Results are pending.
How do you know ballpoint pens aren't virgins?
Because their tips have never been felt!
Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?
It writes lots of other words too.
Did you hear about the man who robbed a bank with a pen?
He held his hostages at ballpoint
