Fountain Pen Puns

A list of puns related to "Fountain Pen"

People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
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👤︎ u/GalacticAccident
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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👤︎ u/vabune
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Inkredible Hulk.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Was talking to my wife about her job selling fountain pens...

And I said all I know about fountain pens is the last time I drank from one I got sick.

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👤︎ u/pb49er
📅︎ May 30 2019
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I bought a pen that can write underwater

... it can write other words as well.

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?

It writes lots of other words too.

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👤︎ u/easy_being_green
📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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